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idk who needs to hear this but we don't make the games

If a 19 year old girl goes goes on a date with a man she has a 4 year age gap with and the total of the date is $200 after dinner with Jay-Z, who pays the rent if her momma rode in the front seat and she fixed his plate at a family function?

@NahImNotDecent Nigga used all the infinity stones of tired tl topics at once... I- is that allowed??

true crime podcasts/videos in general are a deeply dystopian genre and i really can't think of anything more devastating then finding a tiktok of teenagers arguing over the death of your loved one

i think it's amazing that people are using tiktok to amplify #gabbypetitio in hopes of helping the investigation but im deeply troubled by how much fun some of these true crime girls are having with it. it's not a scavenger hunt, she's a person that's missing and it's horrible

@vixennexiv Did you miss that she also has Black trans fans who are upset that she misgendered her? Or you just ignorin that? Everybody knows about Nikita but you can still drag Nikita without bein transphobic If all you got to drag on someone is them being trans then you really can’t drag

FX’s award-winning series returns Tonight. Impeachment: American Crime Story – starring Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp and Beanie Feldstein as Monica Lewinksy. Premieres Tonight at 10pm. Only on FX. @FXNetworks. #ACSImpeachment

just got broken up with over text 👍 if anybody needs me for the rest of the night i’ll be crying myself to sleep and trying to remember that i deserve good things

when someone tells you that u can't pet a wild animal that's a real hater mentality. "it's going to attack you" uhh?? have u considered im going to be extra nice to him ?

Just had to explain to my mom why spending $95,000 on a monkey with fat nuts is "funny" and "my job"

life has come full circle, i officially work at taco bell again.

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life has come full circle, i officially work at taco bell again.

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My aunt who has never been married before told my cousin braids aren’t appropriate to wear for her wedding. I asked her what hairstyle did she wear when she got married. Now everyone is yelling. I was just asking a question

quora is for geniuses and twitter is for people who debate what qualifies as showering twice a month

I would die for goth target