Banookee @Banookee

The Biggest Spastic Joined February 2022

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Kit Kat ((commissions open)) @kittischmitti

2 years ago

Kind of really hate how ghouls have gotten less and less gnarly with every new iteration

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Johann @LookAtMyMeat1

2 years ago

>2012 >Square Enix publishes one of the most raw GTA clones to ever be made >proceeds to do absolutely nothing with it afterwards

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This picture actually made me remember that when I was a kid I used to sneak handfuls of dog food and eat it after school and my dad got so fed up because he thought the dog was over eating so he would punch it in the stomach before feeding it, so it wouldn’t eat as much

al ! @brax_n_lo_4eva

3 years ago

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Jose Yamamoto @ReposeGuru

2 years ago

Are you able to recognize an aristocratic physiognomy? Left type is modern day Japanese executive. Works 80 hour weeks. Can drink 30 bottles of sake and not lose his composure. Right takes creep shots on the train. Dresses up as Sailor Moon. Wants to fuck Snorlax Pokemon

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Wendigoon @Wendigoon8

2 years ago

Reading a manifesto but I don’t want the FBI to think I’m a threat so every few minutes I look at my webcam and do this

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john choi @johnchoiiii

2 years ago

a guy just pulled a knife on me at a 7/11 while i was eating a cookie and he said “YOU GOT A PROBLEM” and i said “no im eating a cookie” and he told me to go back to my car and i feel like i just rolled a natural 20

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Typical Joe @3SkullJoe

2 years ago

Luffy is now an Emperor, has a bounty of 3B; 3 crew members with 1B; a crew full of those among the best at their crafts; a fleet of 5,600; and the loyalty of multiple kingdoms. Even with this power, Zoro, his right-hand man, still advises against challenging Mariejois directly

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iyosias @iloveiyosias

2 years ago

white moms don’t care enough. if my mom saw a video of me on the internet like this she’d kiII me herself cause at least there wouldn’t be any more suspense to it

Noble Ron @perry_ron

2 years ago

white moms don’t care enough. if my mom saw a video of me on the internet like this she’d kiII me herself cause at least there wouldn’t be any more suspense to it

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Rem // Kowloon's Curse @KowloonsCurse

2 years ago

Here's a trailer for COLD ABYSS, my upcoming game where you have to repair internet cables on the bottom of the ocean. It's a short and relaxing game, the perfect way to unwind after a long day, and will be released for free in the near future. Let me know what you think!

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ChanMan @ChandranTheMan

2 years ago

Banned WWE moves and moves not seen on WWE TV. A THREAD:

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Maw @TheEbonyMaw

2 years ago

Walked into the laundry room today, son was staring at the dryer running. No pants. No underwear. Just freeballing. Me: Why aren’t you wearing pants, buddy? Son: I peed on them. Me: Oh. Well, where are they? Son: I put them in the dryer. Me: …with my clothes? Son: Yeah!

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Ryan @drrdwellington

2 years ago

@lporiginalg “Son… sigh… sit down. Mommy has something to tell you.” “Remember how I told you your dad walked out on us when you were a baby?” “That wasn’t true and I should never have lied to you.” “Son… your dad’s a bonobo.”

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⚔️L1ch💀 @_L1ch_

2 years ago

@TafferKing451 @strawmandesign honestly thats so fucking cool. Theres a neat FNV mod that adds it so you can have two rifle and two pistols in visible holsters too. Same vibes.

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Dillon Rogers @TafferKing451

2 years ago

@strawmandesign My favorite part of Nosferatu is when you beat it and you see your guy who has every gun just visibly strapped to him. The most accurate portrayel of an FPS protagonist.

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Dr. Eoin Lenihan @EoinLenihan

2 years ago

@culture_crit That is legitimate. Once you learn the rules & master the medium you are entitled to break all the rules. That's where true innovation begins. The problem is that the people 'breaking the rules' today can't do the former which is why their work is hollow & ugly.

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Thot Provoker / Scr34mπ @Th0t_Provoker

2 years ago

@greentexts_bot anyway guys, always remember: Use condoms: because if she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone.

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Person108 @PersonthePerso2

2 years ago

Literally what could have caused this

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

2 years ago

Literally what could have caused this

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🗼$SigSal 🐍🪵 @SigmundSalvador

2 years ago

@itseian1 @tulpapilled Great movie. Wes Anderson getting his toes sucked by Tarantino while jerking off and getting banged in the ass by Guy Ritchie is how I describe this master-piece of inspiration when people ask how is it.