Bethany Remlinger @BethRemlinger
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Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital
Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital
: the only reason for a child to have a phone in school is uniquely, horrendously, cryptically American. And you know exactly the reason I’m talking about.
: the only reason for a child to have a phone in school is uniquely, horrendously, cryptically American. And you know exactly the reason I’m talking about.
It was foretold.
It was a granny smith so it definitely didn’t
It was a granny smith so it definitely didn’t
I don’t want 10 PM to get here. Because that means it’s been 3 years since I saw Uziyah. I can’t put into words how bad this fucking hurts. I’ve tried. I’ve tried everyday for the past 2 years 11 months and 31 days. I hope tomorrow never comes.
When my father was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, we had less than a year. So seeing this; mocking a man facing the same fight, hits different. This isn’t politics. This is inhuman. Biden is a man with terminal cancer. And this is how MAGA responds? With diapers and death…
“I LIVED BITCH”
5 years today. Will always miss this man who was so incredibly generous, loving and funny. And the best dad. ❤️❤️❤️
“Why do people consider Luigi a hero?”
“Why do people consider Luigi a hero?”
This song never gets old…
"Every county clerk in the south." This is the most accurate character sketch ever created.
Trump's full answer transcribed: Well, I guess I was supposed to be a movie maker. We're talking—we started with the movie making and will end. I mean, it—it represents something very strong, very powerful in terms of law and order. Our country needs law and order. Alcatraz is,…
Trump's full answer transcribed: Well, I guess I was supposed to be a movie maker. We're talking—we started with the movie making and will end. I mean, it—it represents something very strong, very powerful in terms of law and order. Our country needs law and order. Alcatraz is,…
If there is a single Covid takeaway it is the American people are not onboard with shared sacrifice.
If there is a single Covid takeaway it is the American people are not onboard with shared sacrifice.
my coworker told me her favorite movie growing up was the Lego movie (2014) and that she would watch it on the iPad whenever she could and I was like
I think even the White House comms team probably knows it’s unhelpful to have the pallid, unsettling, vaguely antisocial white supremacist on TV but he outranks them and he wants to be on TV, so
I think even the White House comms team probably knows it’s unhelpful to have the pallid, unsettling, vaguely antisocial white supremacist on TV but he outranks them and he wants to be on TV, so
From "Elect me and I will lower the prices so fast it will make your head spin" to "boohoo, baby's toys cost more money. Cry about it!"
From "Elect me and I will lower the prices so fast it will make your head spin" to "boohoo, baby's toys cost more money. Cry about it!"
"...and who was the author of Jane Eyre?" "Emily Brontë?" "Turn the engine off and step out of the truck for me, sir."
"...and who was the author of Jane Eyre?" "Emily Brontë?" "Turn the engine off and step out of the truck for me, sir." https://t.co/xuJUVTA5qx
OMG HE THOUGHT THE PHOTOSHOP KNUCKLES WERE REAL
OMG HE THOUGHT THE PHOTOSHOP KNUCKLES WERE REAL
even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days
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