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Julia Gulia @CRPerfect10

He even let me hold the remote control favstar.fm/users/CRPerfec… New Jersey Joined September 2011
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Topher Kearby @TopherKearby

5 years ago

Coming out of quarantine like...

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Tay @g0nefisching

5 years ago

Please do not bring your Tik Tok dances to the bars when they open

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erin chack @ErinChack

5 years ago

Tired? Hungry? Anxious? Depressed? Try Screaming™️

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Alice Vaughn @RationalBlonde

5 years ago

#boycottcostco in a nutshell: “If you don’t have a mask on, you can’t shop here.” “Oh yeah, well if you won’t let me in without a mask on, I’m not shopping here.” “Thank you. That’s what we said.”

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

6 years ago

Friends on Instagram: “Here’s a quick dinner I whipped up using just what I had on hand already. It’s a kale and truffle soufflé with crumbled wild boar sausage.” Me: *squirts mustard on an ice cube, eats it*

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JP @jpbrammer

6 years ago

after spending a solid two weeks with no one but myself I’m starting to narrow down the source of many of my problems and you’re not going to believe this—

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Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness

6 years ago

FaceTime with mom is a great way to see a really magnified thumb

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Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow

6 years ago

I refuse to clean my house during quarantine. That’s what they want you to do, that’s what they expect you to do, and no.

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BoyInABox @BoyInABox3

6 years ago

Thinking about taking a virtual nap if anyone is interested in a virtual cuddle. Note. I like to switch sides every 30 mins or so. 💕

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Mr. Onederful® @ericonederful

9 years ago

Slides into your DMs like

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Just J @junejuly12

9 years ago

[Restaurant] Server: How would you like your steak? Woman: Well done. Server: *pockets her glasses, writes medium rare* Excellent choice.

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X Alqee @Xalqee

9 years ago

Only a married guy has a Man Cave A single guy just has Cave

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The Dad @thedad

9 years ago

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and also those bees that eat wood JESUS CHRIST WTF

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RedVelvetMuffin©️ @Heaterhotusus

9 years ago

*Changes from nightgown into pajamas*

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Eleni Marinos @EleniMarinos

9 years ago

Good Vibes ✌️ ift.tt/2bcDXjE

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The Alicianater @leechee420

11 years ago

Someone stole $85K worth of mozzarella in Florida. I've never felt jealousy like this.

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Cool Eric @OBiiieeee

11 years ago

I once dated a girl for 2 months because she had a trampoline

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slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish

10 years ago

One minute you're googling how to get ranch dressing out of a memory foam mattress, the next minute you're in Chinatown buying a human liver

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Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22

11 years ago

Turns out those diet pills I was taking were actually Mini-Oreos.

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