Caleb bowers @Caleb_Bowers84
I like things. Sometimes. Joined March 2015-
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Really, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.
I drunk texted my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.
My new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.
“Hey, wanna fall in love, move in together, slowly build up silent resentments then breakup in 1 to 2 years?” -Me getting into relationships
Shrink: How much of your life would you say is ruled by fear? Me: Well, the fact I'm scared to answer that on the chance I'm wrong probably says a lot.
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The most sexual chemistry I've ever had was with a donut.
"Just be yourself" is the absolute worst advice you could give to 95% of people.
I’ve never loved anyone enough to fake an orgasm.
“I’m too old to give a shit.” -What I’ve been saying since age 10
A little about me- I’m sexually attracted to Raphael from the ninja turtles.
I lost a friend today. This is what happened - Ex-friend: We should dress up and go do SantaCon! Me: Goodbye forever.
I hope one day someone hates me enough to write a song about it.
“I probably should've put a little more thought into this.” -Me, halfway into life
My emotional state: I just screamed "go fuck yourself" to a pile of leaves.
Boyfriend: Do you care if I jerk off? Me: No. ~waits for him to start~ Me: ALEXA TELL ME ABOUT ANNE FRANK!
Watching couples fight in public is great, watching couples fight in public in costumes FUCKING AMAZING.
"SON OF A BITCH!" --Me falling in love
Girl: I'm always kind of bitchy because I'm a Virgo. Me: No, you're just a bitch who was born in September.
Every day I'm on a secret game show called "Am I going to have a public meltdown or not?” and the only contestant is me.
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1K Followers 292 FollowingReally, you think you have it hard, there are people in the world named Beverly.
I drunk texted my ex but it was the wrong number so I made a stranger cry instead.
My new therapist told me I should turn off my phone at 8pm every night. I can’t wait to screen shot him this tweet.
“Hey, wanna fall in love, move in together, slowly build up silent resentments then breakup in 1 to 2 years?” -Me getting into relationships
Shrink: How much of your life would you say is ruled by fear? Me: Well, the fact I'm scared to answer that on the chance I'm wrong probably says a lot.
Another gem on KATG.com thanks to the very vulnerable @justydodge sharing her harrowing Christmas stocking story, @every1hateschu’s person family business, and … let’s get serious; Kyle Thompson’s … good god lordy… And @catocalvin closes it out beautifully.
The most sexual chemistry I've ever had was with a donut.
"Just be yourself" is the absolute worst advice you could give to 95% of people.
“I’m too old to give a shit.” -What I’ve been saying since age 10
A little about me- I’m sexually attracted to Raphael from the ninja turtles.
I lost a friend today. This is what happened - Ex-friend: We should dress up and go do SantaCon! Me: Goodbye forever.
I hope one day someone hates me enough to write a song about it.
My emotional state: I just screamed "go fuck yourself" to a pile of leaves.
Watching couples fight in public is great, watching couples fight in public in costumes FUCKING AMAZING.
“I probably should've put a little more thought into this.” -Me, halfway into life
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