Carson Bertrand @Carson_bertrand
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OMG. WSJ reporting based on discussions with White House officials that the unhinged post Trump sent pressuring Bondi on the Comey case was indeed intended to be a DM. The realized after Bondi called them. Which means: -The President is doing state business on HIS own…
OMG. WSJ reporting based on discussions with White House officials that the unhinged post Trump sent pressuring Bondi on the Comey case was indeed intended to be a DM. The realized after Bondi called them. Which means: -The President is doing state business on HIS own…
have you noticed the repeated specific phrasing "AI is here to stay"? it's the exact same words over and over. i'm pretty sure anyone who says this is taking a massive check
have you noticed the repeated specific phrasing "AI is here to stay"? it's the exact same words over and over. i'm pretty sure anyone who says this is taking a massive check
He doesn’t know what it is. “Who?”
He doesn’t know what it is. “Who?”
They cancelled the coolest fucking video game ever because our current “political climate” would cause backlash for a game about killing.. racist terrorists That’s where we’re at btw
They cancelled the coolest fucking video game ever because our current “political climate” would cause backlash for a game about killing.. racist terrorists That’s where we’re at btw
Always good when the president of the United States is saying things like “we took the freedom of speech away”
Always good when the president of the United States is saying things like “we took the freedom of speech away”
guy with ai profile picture talking about the history of cinema
guy with ai profile picture talking about the history of cinema https://t.co/hSZxk8xotE
I’ve had Tart for over 5 months and have tried every single type of bowl and water fountain to make her drink water with no luck. I finally lost my shit and just put an actual water glass out. This diva went right up and drank it 🙄
breathing in noxious fumes from my burning amazon-branded plastic bag to own the libs
breathing in noxious fumes from my burning amazon-branded plastic bag to own the libs
The average conservative podcast is either russian paid propaganda or someone having a schizophrenic episode on camera
The average conservative podcast is either russian paid propaganda or someone having a schizophrenic episode on camera
me when i hate immigrants so much i want to become an immigrant and immigrate to a country that doesn’t take in immigrants
me when i hate immigrants so much i want to become an immigrant and immigrate to a country that doesn’t take in immigrants https://t.co/HepaQDdcBp
they had to fuck in Terminator or else John Connor would never exist. Try paying closer attention next time
they had to fuck in Terminator or else John Connor would never exist. Try paying closer attention next time
I don’t find AI videos of black activists that were murdered fighting for our struggle in wrestling rings amusing. I think it’s actually borderline sacrilegious and dystopian that thousands of people engage with it and think it’s funny. We should reject this. We should engage…
I don’t find AI videos of black activists that were murdered fighting for our struggle in wrestling rings amusing. I think it’s actually borderline sacrilegious and dystopian that thousands of people engage with it and think it’s funny. We should reject this. We should engage… https://t.co/SHT4k2FOF6
Y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do
Y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do
Oh my god we found him
The Washington Post paywalled this so you wouldn't get to read it
Chicago just finished a summer with the fewest murders since 1965.
Chicago just finished a summer with the fewest murders since 1965.
i’m sorry but these people are cattle
i’m sorry but these people are cattle
"...the Vice Presidency is a mostly symbolical job." "uh huh" "However, if we came to a uh different understanding-I can handle the more mundane jobs: fighting on twitter, guzzling Ozempic, whining on twitter, making myself the face of healthcare cuts, crying on twitter..."
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