Samuel Smetzer @ClassySnake_
Joined May 2014-
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The nightmares about realizing you've accidentally skipped class for an entire semester just never stop do they
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Jimmy Carter fucking outlived Liam Payne
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I’m being 100% serious: Your only goal the next 3 years is to not die We are about to enter the greatest age in human history AGI. Going to mars. Reverse aging. Humanoid robots. Self driving cars. We are about to enter the first golden age of our lifetimes. We are about to…
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Literally me the last 6 years of my life
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So the same people that think humans have no effect on climate change now believe that humans can control the weather?
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It's true. We’ve known about this particular whistleblower, as well as two others, who have confirmed the existence of the 'Immaculate Constellation' UFO/UAP Program. If none of these three sources are called to testify publicly, Congress will essentially be failing in its…
It's true. We’ve known about this particular whistleblower, as well as two others, who have confirmed the existence of the 'Immaculate Constellation' UFO/UAP Program. If none of these three sources are called to testify publicly, Congress will essentially be failing in its…
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The US government says it is not hiding a secret UAP (UFO) program. But dozens of whistleblowers say it is. And now, a new whistleblower has come forward to reveal what the government is hiding, including the name of the secret program, which is revealed here for the first time.
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no programmer has all 3: - full time job - mentally stable - a serious relationship
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i dont want to encourage drug use but when i was super deep into my coke problem i used to make my straight guy friends kiss for a bump
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Most of the "weirdness" of homeschoolers you guys complain about is just their God-given individuality that wasn't crushed out of them by your soulless system and its toxic adolescent subcultures.
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One thing chronically single people with no discernible defects have in common is they all have a long “check list”
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A teacher once said I was lazy because I did all of my work as quickly as I could so that I could spend more time doing nothing. 30 years later and I still don’t see what the fucking problem was
A teacher once said I was lazy because I did all of my work as quickly as I could so that I could spend more time doing nothing. 30 years later and I still don’t see what the fucking problem was
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Reminder that this election isn’t over until the Trump vs. Kamala version drops.
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“They’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens”
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I talked to a lot of students at a state college this summer and I can confidently say: You will never raise the American birth rate ever again Every meme is real. Zoomers date as a form of self-harm. None of this is ethical and everyone who allowed it should be in prison
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I think im addicted to sitting at my pc and doing fuck all for hours
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