Jordan Cracknell @Cracknell37

Maths graduate, quant, all views are probably plagiarised. London, England Joined August 2011

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Not The Top 20 Pod @NTT20Pod

2 years ago

After winning 13 of their last 14 games (with an aggregate score of 43-2!), Kieran McKenna’s Ipswich Town have been promoted to the Championship! 🍾 #ITFC #EFL

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Ipswich Town @IpswichTown

2 years ago

⬆️ THE TOWN ARE GOING UP! ⬆️ #itfc

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Ipswich Town @IpswichTown

2 years ago

I CAN'T SPAAAKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!! #itfc

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JUST IN CASE this site goes down, my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

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Brothers Cider @BrothersCider

3 years ago

🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME - GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL 🎉 Last chance to #win tickets! We're giving away 1 pair of @glastonbury tickets to ONE lucky winner🍻⁠ It's easy to enter👇⁠ ❤️ 🔁 Like & Retweet ✔️ Follow @BrothersCider Terms apply 👉 bit.ly/glastoterms Ends 23:59 on 29.05.22

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$hiv @Shiv0265

4 years ago

Mathematics be like : log(😅) =💧log(😄)

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Mark Rober @MarkRober

4 years ago

Some squirrels stole my bird seed so I spent a year plotting my revenge. LINK- youtu.be/DTvS9lvRxZ8

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keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa

5 years ago

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David Squires @squires_david

5 years ago

Here's this week's cartoon: theguardian.com/football/ng-in…

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soul nate @MNateShyamalan

5 years ago

god: before you meet your eternal fate, you may ask 3 questions me: where do we come from? god: from me, my child me: where do we go? god: that depends upon the life you lived, my child me: where do we come from, cotton ey- god: *smashing button labeled SUPER-HELL*

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Mark Wright @Mark_E_Wright

5 years ago

*Passed

Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar

5 years ago

*Passed

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🤦‍♂️ Andrew James Carter @Carter_AndrewJ

5 years ago

Since JK Rowling has blocked any reply to this litany of half-truths and transphobic dogwhistles, I thought I'd catalogue them properly here:

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

5 years ago

Since JK Rowling has blocked any reply to this litany of half-truths and transphobic dogwhistles, I thought I'd catalogue them properly here:

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Rupa Huq MP @RupaHuq

5 years ago

Good news. I’m pleased to say Ealing/ Acton have NO dodgy statues dedicated to slavers. Main one is a contemporary-ish horse in pedestrianised side road leading to @EalingShopping centre unveiled by the Queen in 1984.