CrispyCrib♤🍉 @CribCrispy

state certified drug dealer Joined October 2019

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ABC News @ABC

2 months ago

A Delta regional jet on approach to Minot, North Dakota, made an "aggressive maneuver" to avoid a midair collision with a B-52 bomber, according to the Delta pilot. abcnews.link/zBf9hdg

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I just want to get this straight. The conservative controversy around Superman is that… he’s the good guy in the movie, has a comic-accurate origin as an immigrant, and he’s nice to people? So they just hate the character Superman? It’s like being mad at Batman for making plans.

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🦇Mothman's vampire gf🦇 @jennLumm

2 months ago

Caught another woman looking at my chest after i looked up from looking at hers

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Wilma M. Holla ✨ ♒️ @LetAnthonyRock

2 months ago

this also lets you know how quick they could provide housing for the homeless if they wanted to.

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Cup o’ Joe @joewantsadrink

3 months ago

PSA from your tired public defender: Please turn Face ID off on your phone and leave it off

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Roxy @RoxyTall

3 months ago

I had a minor breakdown cos work got too stressful so I called a counselling service & spoke to an Irish man named Steve & while I was telling him the story that led to it he kept saying “OOHH MY GOT, ARE YE SERIOUS?!?” repeatedly and honestly that worked. He was just so shocked

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✨hana 하나✨ @aliyaseyeshadow

3 months ago

Oh I can do the “put a photo of a woman doing sport next to a picture of a women dressed up with make up on” thing too…..

Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminjlee

3 months ago

Oh I can do the “put a photo of a woman doing sport next to a picture of a women dressed up with make up on” thing too….. https://t.co/yEptnbrMBd

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Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1

3 months ago

Your leader is a convicted felon

The White House @WhiteHouse

3 months ago

Your leader is a convicted felon

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Will Stancil @whstancil

3 months ago

This kid might single-handedly break the stranglehold the authoritarian fascist aesthetic has on Gen Z

Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs

3 months ago

This kid might single-handedly break the stranglehold the authoritarian fascist aesthetic has on Gen Z

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ally @missmayn

3 months ago

they would’ve 100% tear gassed jesus.

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Liberal Hegemony Enjoyer @Danofran

3 months ago

I thought all these illegals were gang members on welfare. Seems like you voted for a war on the working class.

Graham Allen @GrahamAllen_1

3 months ago

I thought all these illegals were gang members on welfare. Seems like you voted for a war on the working class.

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ً @zanderceo

4 months ago

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

Pop Crave @PopCrave

4 months ago

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

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Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker

4 months ago

I saw this this morning and am still confused by how a hot dog cart could put a bar out of business

Amy Reichert @amyforsandiego

4 months ago

I saw this this morning and am still confused by how a hot dog cart could put a bar out of business

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Cody Johnston @drmistercody

4 months ago

"You have to follow the rules of your world, even when that world has fantastical elements." Well, one of the rules is that Superman doesn't kill people. Another is that he has incredible powers. The woman is fine.