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Smile a little. Laugh a little. Think a little. Retweets are not endorsements. We love humor, intelligence and wit wherever we find it. dryhumoretc.com Joined September 2018-
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**NEW** VIDEO #TexasWarOnWomen Republicans are calling women's bodies "Host bodies" Texas Republicans set up a website to stalk and report women, their families and the doctors who help them. They are waging a war against women. PLEASE RETWEET & QUOTE TWEET this video!
Texas: Where you freeze to death in the winter, and die of heat exhaustion in the summer, but at least you can get a gun and shoot anyone whenever you fuckin feel like it.
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None, Trump just tells them it's changed and they sit in the dark like idiots.
Florida Gov Ron DeSantis signed a voter suppression bill making it harder for Floridians to vote, and he did it on LIVE TV w/ Fox & Friends, which is all the evidence you need to know that trying to damage our Democracy is just seen as a publicity stunt to Republicans. Sickening.
Don't let that man back on these platforms.
Jim Acosta just called Fox News the “bullshit factory.”
Jim Acosta just called Fox News the “bullshit factory.”
QAnon is busy looking for imaginary pedophiles in non-existent shadows while ignoring real-life pedophiles being exposed in plain sight.
It’s been almost 4 months and not a single elected official has been held accountable for attempting to overthrow the US government.
Fewer people developed blood clots from the Johnson and Johnson vaccine than were murdered at a FedEx facility last night. Perhaps we need a pause on firearms.
Never Forget: those crying “cancel culture” are the same people that tried to cancel a fair election, cancel Biden’s presidency, cancel Pences life, cancel the electoral vote and Currently trying to cancel minority voting. It’s not cancel on the left it’s projection on the right
If I drink 5 Martinis and someone kneels on my neck for 9 minutes and I die. The cause of death is not the Martinis.
I haven’t heard The Former Guy’s voice in so long and it has been ✨soul cleansing✨
I got my shot today. Now, wherever I bring my cell phone with location services on, big tech can track me. Also, my name is now Siri. I just thought you should know.
Also this...even if they were sex workers, they still didn't deserve to get gunned down because a guy is a racist incel.
Prince Harry alluded to this, but it’s true — his marrying Meghan was a once in a generation opportunity to bring the monarchy into the 21st century and embrace a new version of the family that the modern world could embrace and love They didn’t just fail. They spat on it

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Dave L 🌊 -🇺🇦... @DaveL125
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VIVE LA RéSISTANCE @VIVELERSISTANC1
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