Dylan @Dylanxyx

“I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing.”John 15:5 instagram.com/dylanxyx?r=nam… Lemoore, CA Joined March 2013

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MAX | MCRDC‼️ @616WAYNE

a week ago

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

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Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini

2 months ago

"Lotta game left"

autist @litteralyme0_

2 months ago

"Lotta game left"

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J.P. Hovey @jhovey34

2 months ago

Josh Allen really is on another level in all aspects of life. Never seen a buzzer beater like this 🫡

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autist @litteralyme0_

3 months ago

Me and the password I made when I was 12

Bibawen @asimbawe

3 months ago

Me and the password I made when I was 12

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maze ☆ @m0sstrx

3 months ago

checking my blind spot and theres actually a car there

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Patrick Neve @catholicpat

4 months ago

There are like 28 psalms that talk about this “I saw the wicked prosper like a cedar When I passed by again he was no more”

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Robert Jordan @knavishknight

4 months ago

Clayton Kershaw reminding everyone what the rainbow really represents. Genesis 9:12-17 God bless him.

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Troptoberfest (Mariners fan 🔱) @troptoberfest

6 months ago

Torpedo bats? Back in my day, players did anabolic steroids, like men.

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Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd

6 months ago

When your 2-year-old identifies as a slam dunk champ 😂 🎥 @nickalexcomedy

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Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling

7 months ago

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

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NBACentel @TheNBACentel

7 months ago

Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith

7 months ago

https://t.co/AguzVt7S6t

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Big Amara @lx_amara

8 months ago

The strongest man in the Bible was taken down by LUST. Let that sink in.

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kenny @kiiLkenny

8 months ago

NFL removed “end racism” from the endzones and Cooper Dejean immediately turned into Devin Hester 😭

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Bill @Lezzemos

8 months ago

Whoever gave Jameis Winston a microphone and let him run around Super Bowl media day deserves a massive raise.

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Kaizen D. Asiedu @thatsKAIZEN

9 months ago

The fact that a President needed to say there are two genders and it elicited a standing ovation shows how crazy the last 4 years have been.

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Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420

10 months ago

Top 5 goated phrases of my generation (Not up for discussion) 1. “Kobe!” (Throwin somethin in trash) 2. “No homo” 3. “That’s what she said” 4. “Are you retarded?” 5. “That’s hot” On the rise: “no diddy”

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poppa @popitforpoppa

10 months ago

normalize saying “retarded” again cause some of you are absolutely fucking retarded

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Will Compton @_willcompton

10 months ago

My wife doesn’t understand that the pile of clothes next to my bed are there incase I want to use them tomorrow “Babe can you pick up your clothes?” “That’s my ‘next man up pile’ sweetheart”