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hello I wrote a little humor book it makes a fun gift ok thanks barnesandnoble.com/w/unreal-athle…
why is it called passover and not breadxit
if all the quarterbacks on a team get injured rihanna has to play
big “thank you for coming to my bar mitzvah” vibes
waiting for the spy balloon to come to your state like a parade float
one more and he should get nickelodeon slimed
one more and he should get nickelodeon slimed
at this point celebrating the new year feels like actively cheering for the person who is about to bully you
remember: if you’re in line when the polls close & you hear someone ordering a vanilla latte then you are in a starbucks not your polling place
“jews run everything” ok then why don’t I have health care
all student loans should be forgiven and also while we’re at it I think there should be like 10 or 11 colleges - there are too many colleges
we should get to vote people out of congress using the same technology they use to ask the audience in who wants to be a millionaire
I’m too tired to spontaneously meet up with people, you have to give me a week’s notice like restaurant reservations
I've been saying this
not to get political but at the end of the state of the union the president should get Nickelodeon slimed
vampire weekend is what I call it when I don’t plan on leaving the apartment
imagine having to exercise on a sunday night
midwest people will hang outside in 10 degree weather and be like “at least the sun is out”
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