HeadlineZoo @HeadlineZooo
Our mission is to deliver the best news, opinion & low brow humor that will make you laugh so hard you fart Guesthouse on USA's 4th Estate Joined October 2009-
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John Deere forecasts a 15 to 20 percent drop in large farm equipment sales, the company’s main revenue source, and expects the decline to continue into 2026, thanks to Trump’s tariffs. Great job, MAGA
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He will go down in history as the most inactive and worst Vice President of the United States. He's bad at everything.
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US companies announce just 1,494 new jobs in August, the lowest for the month since 2009, per WSJ
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Anti-intellectualism has been rebranded as patriotism.
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Already rebranded the Department of Health as the Department of Disease.
Already rebranded the Department of Health as the Department of Disease.
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NEW and BREAKING: The turbulence created by Republicans/Trump's war on higher ed continues .. The president of Northwestern Michael H. Schill will resign, according to people briefed on the matter. nytimes.com/2025/09/04/us/…
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Trump doesn’t care if he’s “out of step with voters” because he’s no longer building a political movement. He is building a dictatorship, enforced by Palantir, ICE and the US military.
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In the battles for Ukraine, 19-year-old Azov soldier Daria Lopatina (Delta) was killed. R.I.P.
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I actually don’t know who’s running this country’s national security apparatus at the moment: the hapless and incompetent Tulsi Gabbard and Pete Hegseth or the right-wing conspiracy theorist and 9/11 truther Laura Loomer.
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This is - mildly speaking - not reassuring to countries that always had a close also intelligence relationship with the 🇺🇸. @MarkWarner
This is - mildly speaking - not reassuring to countries that always had a close also intelligence relationship with the 🇺🇸. @MarkWarner
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BREAKING: Overwhelming majorities of Americans want ALL of the Epstein files released, and that includes 82% of MAGA. What is trump hiding?
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How insecure do you have to be to invite America’s top tech CEOs and have them praise you? What a small, nay tiny, little man Donald Trump is.
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RFK Jr grew up as an untouchable rich kid who introduced his younger siblings to hard drugs & avoided consequences for being a degenerate because of his name. Reminder that his younger brother, David, fatally overdosed at the age of 28, while his first wife killed herself.
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The MAGA trolls go into hiding every time I post these.
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Shocking huh BREAKING: OMG: DOJ Deputy Chief Says Government will "Redact Every Republican" While Leaving All "Democrat People" on Epstein Client List (VIDEO) | The Gateway Pundit | by Cristina Laila thegatewaypundit.com/2025/09/breaki…
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Imagine being an American and hearing General Fatten describe a military operation like a Looney Tunes cartoon. Skedaddle. As a Canadian, I’m embarrassed to live on the same continent as this fucking moron.
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President Trump spoke with President Zelenskyy, and now he set’s to call dictator putin. How many more calls will it take to realize that, for putin, this is nothing but a show? No previous calls had any influence.
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Raphael Warnock slams RFK Jr. as "the biggest threat to the health of the American people" trib.al/gVxjHAk
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I can't lie. I feel like we're being held hostage by an evil dictator, his minions, and even the Supreme Court.
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Q: Can you commit to saying tomorrow's jobs data will be credible? Trump: “We're gonna have to see what the number…But the real numbers that I'm talking about are going to be whatever it is, will be in a year from now”🤡
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