Sarah @HelloSarahC

cow whisperer, carb enthusiast Georgia, USA Joined April 2012

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reb @rebmasel

3 years ago

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

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Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD

3 years ago

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

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Leilani 💖 @leilani_capalot

3 years ago

Somebody said “why does the oldest daughter always feel like she’s the manager of the family”? ITS BECAUSE WE ARE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo

3 years ago

If I ever go missing and y’all put my weight on the missing poster I’m not coming back

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brandon :) @brndxq

3 years ago

“you’ll miss high school when you’re an adult” no i actually dont at all

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Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists

3 years ago

I have faith that one day we will get to the bottom of why neither women nor abortion are mentioned in a document that was written by 55 men in 1787.

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Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare

4 years ago

every single day

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𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy

4 years ago

Disney made turning 16 such a big deal I turned 16 and my life went to shit

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♆ @planetmari_

4 years ago

somebody said if everybody acted like a Virgo the pandemic would be over world wide

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

4 years ago

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that

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sophia @pastoralcomical

4 years ago

it’s crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s. a child in the 50s would say “it seems like south america and africa would fit together” and his mom would go “that’s cute honey would you like a cigarette”