marcus @HowDoIStan

ramblings of a mad man https://t.co/xvvpfFpHpB 25 they/he Joined May 2021

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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1

14 hours ago

Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or lifting a finger? I'd say you're a lying scumbag. Why, sweetie? #Simpsons

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shar 𐂂 @lnerism

2 days ago

I do not "plan a chapter", I do not have "beta-readers". I sit down and write, and if I don't like what I wrote, I KILL MYSELF

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hunter 🪱 @FleshAtronach

a day ago

ive heard of em

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phoebe @bottomforhahn

23 hours ago

ROBBED. BURGLED.

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erika @yeeeerika

a day ago

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

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Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama

19 hours ago

We're in the eye of the storm! Where? #Futurama

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oatmeal influencer @acechhh

a day ago

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

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Simpsons Daily Glavins @simpsons_DG

2 days ago

Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again...

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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats

a day ago

I truly believe Lentil was put on this earth to humble Wonton

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Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama

2 days ago

The blue pie slice represents the money we earned from shipping packages, while the green slice represents an $8.00 bank error in our favor. #Futurama

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yippiepilled sunny 🌟 @professorrtree

3 days ago

I do not "have a study method", I do not do "study plans". I sit down and read, and if I don't remember what I read, I KILL MYSELF

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alan b. @inceptstellar

3 days ago

a heist movie where someone hijacks the criterion van with a director still inside and ends up kidnapping the director as well

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Flo | Side-Straddling Life Itself @MagnafoxOdyssey

2 days ago

"Google Boycott" is practically impossible "Oh just cancel your Google subscriptions, move to Firefox and get an iPhone" Google owns fucking reCAPTCHA

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Lupin @lupinxart

3 days ago

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life.

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emms! ✂️ @distantsolarsys

4 days ago

stop using gen ai. stop using it academically. stop using it for memes. stop using it to generate graphics for you. stop using it to write emails. stop. you are robbing yourself of fundamental skills you are robbing artists of their work. you are actively making yourself dumber.

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High School Musical Fan Archive @archive_hsm

3 days ago

Still the funniest rage review of HSM3, "If you're gay and/or eight years old, HSM3 is the movie event of the year." "I especially gagged on the egregious group number "We're All in This Together." You wish."

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Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste

4 days ago

The way he doesn't pause and goes immediately into the Gaza statement leaving no space for interruption, what an absolute pro. Decades of stagecraft used to the max here.

Lorna_TVeditor @Lorna_TVeditor

5 days ago

The way he doesn't pause and goes immediately into the Gaza statement leaving no space for interruption, what an absolute pro. Decades of stagecraft used to the max here.