Jon Jovi @HumansRshit

this is how I contribute to the cess pit of scum and filth that is Twitter Joined September 2021

Tweets

2K
Followers

49
Following

569
Likes

4K

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

a month ago

Gender critical is just this: 🐌 : hello butterfly, I’m a butterfly as well. 🦋 : no, snail, you are a snail. 🐌 : I am a butterfly 🦋 : you’ve got a shell 🐌 : it’s a butterfly shell. 🦋: and no wings 🐌 : stop genociding me.

2K 5K 51K 1.6M 2K

Download Image

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 months ago

By the Thames, thought I saw my wife leaning over a railing to look at the water below. I thought I'd recognise that perfectly firm bubble arse anywhere. Walked up & spanked it. Turned out to be a bloke. Fair play to James who saw the funny side & accepted a beer as an apology.

59 46 6K 275K 83

Sharron Davies MBE @sharrond62

2 months ago

I wonder how they knew it was a woman? 🥴

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

2 months ago

I wonder how they knew it was a woman? 🥴

420 124 1K 412K 136

Download Image

598 385 6K 209K 59

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

2 months ago

In 1973 my mother dressed me as a clown and abandoned me at a travelling circus in a neighbouring town. They called the police and returned me to her a short time later. She always said it was a joke or that she didn't remember. I used her ashes as cat litter and binned them.

163 189 9K 529K 297

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 months ago

At a narrow bridge I noticed the car flashing me through had an reg ending in LBW. Rather than giving the standard hand raise of thanks, I gave an umpire single finger "out" signal. They replied with a 4 runs arm wave. One of the greatest human interactions of my life.

157 434 16K 896K 376

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

3 months ago

Attention all men telling me I look like a trans woman: I’m sensing that this isn’t meant as a compliment. In fact, the implication seems to be that trans women look male, or odd, or ugly. This is appallingly transphobic and I’ll thank you to take your bigotry off my timeline.

9K 12K 190K 6.0M 3K

James Blunt @JamesBlunt

3 months ago

These must have just been my friends then.

BenPaz @BenTheUltimate1

3 months ago

These must have just been my friends then. https://t.co/jzWEsXYz33

82 1 16 1.2M 1

785 2K 40K 1.2M 239

Download Image

James Blunt @JamesBlunt

3 months ago

20 years ago today, I released a song that bought me this house. Whoever thought a song about being high as a kite on drugs, stalking someone else’s girlfriend would resonate quite so much? Thank you. You guys are beautiful.

2K 5K 88K 6.2M 5K

Download Video

Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

3 months ago

On a cruiseship my Mrs and I had a week long farting competition. We were walking up stairs, she was behind me, I looked to make sure coast was clear I said "hold this" & lifted a leg & blew off really loudly in her face. Sadly it wasn't my wife but a lady who had overtaken her.

72 96 6K 358K 130

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

4 months ago

You think you’ve heard the last word in batshit gender identity arguments and then you see a post saying that using the new Pope’s title instead of his birth name is exactly the same as accepting that a man is a woman if he says he is.

2K 3K 31K 576K 435

Download Gif

TSCM @MJJRepository

5 months ago

Joy's 94 GJ testimony decimates the post-2012 claims. - Whole family went on Grand Canyon tour. - 1st trip was preplanned 1 month regardless of MJ/NL. - Contact w/ MJ only spawned by Joy (and dad) calling to get his info. - L.A. Gear paid/arranged next visit, not MJ/companies.

11 48 180 13K 64

Download Image

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

5 months ago

Happy International Fake Oppression Day to everyone who wants complete strangers to know they don't fancy a shag.

9K 10K 121K 14.9M 5K

Download Image

#MJINNOCENT @MJInnocentUK

6 months ago

@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @RabbiShmuley @MJBODYGUARDS @piersmorgan, not one of your guests explained the true, factual and PROVABLE reason for the 1993 settlement: Michael faced both a criminal trial and a civil trial. Clearly, a criminal trial is significantly more important as you stand to lose your freedom - your life,…

14 118 477 17K 60

Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884

6 months ago

I paid into National Insurance all my working life in order to receive a pension which I was told I would receive at the age of 60yrs. This was changed to 67yrs as we were told they couldn’t afford it any longer. What really annoys me though is that they have managed to find…

2K 5K 29K 1.6M 573

Salazar @MikeSalazar777

6 months ago

If you decide to believe Wade Robson, you also decide to believe that MJ put his victim on the stand as his first witness, knowing that he would be cross-examined by the prosecution in front of the press in a trial that could have sentenced him to life. #michaeljacksonsmoney

Pablo Rodríguez Lago @fei_rock

6 months ago

4 50 228 12K 11

Download Image

9 50 314 9K 28

Taj Jackson @tajjackson3

6 months ago

When one company floods the public with the same anti-Michael Jackson propaganda across their multiple social media channels, they need to be publicly called out. @PenskeMedia , your brands have been a constant source for many of these blatant lies and narratives throughout the…

89 328 1K 48K 114

Download Image

Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut

6 months ago

London has Fallen! What TF?

RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa

6 months ago

London has Fallen! What TF?

6K 13K 66K 5.5M 4K

Download Image

4K 4K 12K 721K 435

TheFamousArtistBirdyRose @TheFamousArtBR

6 months ago

Yesterday an 18 year old boy lectured me about how men can get pregnant, then he told me that he’s absolutely exhausted with talking to stupid “terfs” AKA women like me who don’t know anything... And I’m still laughing at it. I can’t get over the arrogance of it. It’s AMAZING.

867 2K 26K 525K 392

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

6 months ago

‘Let us in your gym or we’ll kill you’ say men who pose no risk to women whatsoever.

REDUXX @ReduxxMag

6 months ago

‘Let us in your gym or we’ll kill you’ say men who pose no risk to women whatsoever.

698 3K 16K 4.0M 1K

1K 15K 94K 4.9M 3K

J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling

6 months ago

Either you think lesbians should be allowed to exclude heterosexual men from their meetings, or you are a homophobe who thinks the desires of fetishistic straight male cross-dressers trump the rights of same-sex attracted women. There is no third option.