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"Don’t spend more time analyzing an idea that the president proposes than he spent coming up with it." @crampell wapo.st/2sECHnR
END OF THE YEAR THREAD: Just want to thank everyone in this incredible community for all of your hard work for the last year and, really, the last 3+. For something that was supposed to be a 2 week experiment, this has turned into something incredibly significant.
Can you imagine ANY OTHER PRESIDENT deciding that a siege on one of our embassies is an excellent time to go golfing?
Can you imagine ANY OTHER PRESIDENT deciding that a siege on one of our embassies is an excellent time to go golfing?
If you were no longer stretched to make ends meet, who would you be? A coach? A volunteer? A parent? And if you could make these changes, what opportunities would it open up, for you? For your children? For your grandchildren? #Warren2020
Imagine an America where the lived experience of women is reflected in committee rooms and corner offices, and yes, even at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. #Warren2020
When the embassy was stormed in Benghazi, it was President Obama and his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's fault. So, naturally, Republicans will blame this on President Trump and his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. [crickets]
please help i destroyed an entire nation and built an outpost for my imperialist operations atop its ruins and now everyone is mad
please help i destroyed an entire nation and built an outpost for my imperialist operations atop its ruins and now everyone is mad
your reminder that we had a treaty with Iran that they were abiding to and our game show host president tore it to pieces because he was jealous of a black man's accomplishments
I love that Liz sits in between Bernie & Joe. She thinks big but can actually get important things done. She has the intellectual chops to take on any problem & isn’t toxic to anyone. She has the least to apologize for &the sharpest wit.Her moral compass is spot on! #Warren2020
It’s hard to overstate what a total failure Trump’s Iran policy has been. Nuclear program resumed. Regional provocations escalated. US isolated.
FUN FACT: Hillary Clinton was cleared of any wrongdoing in the Benghazi probes. ANOTHER FUN FACT: She was not golfing during Benghazi.
FUN FACT: Hillary Clinton was cleared of any wrongdoing in the Benghazi probes. ANOTHER FUN FACT: She was not golfing during Benghazi.
Our best moments as a country have been when we see a challenge clearly and we mobilize to meet it head on. Fighting back is an act of patriotism. #Warren2020
Optimism is not exactly something that’s just lying around on the floor, waiting to be picked up. It’s something we have to work for again. It’s a heavy lift, but a necessary one. All we have as we enter 2020 is, well, us. esquire.com/news-politics/…
early this morning, the American Embassy in Baghdad was attacked. Trump's response was to... 1. yammer incoherently about the Bidens 2. threaten Iran 3. announce an imaginary trade deal with China 4. tell the Iraqi people to deal with it themselves 5. go golfing ... in that order
I have the cover story in the new issue of New Labor Forum. In it, I take on the idea that Trumpism is a white-working class thing instead of a white thing while also noting the long history of racism within the labor movement. journals.sagepub.com/eprint/SEFFZAQ…
MSNBC cuts away from illegitimate criminal liar @realDonaldTrump: ‘We hate to do this, but the president isn’t telling the truth’ dailykos.com/story/2019/9/2…
Why wasn't security at the Iraqi embassy stepped up immediately when tensions flared a few days ago??? The embassy has been fully compromised based on these pics from Fox News foxnews.com/world/crowd-sh…
A chilling reminder of misguided xenophobia: "Can we build a wall high enough around this country so as to keep out these cheaper races; or will it be a feeble dam, leaving it to our descendants to abandon the country to blacks, browns, and yellows.” thedailybeast.com/the-loathsome-…
B E N G H A Z Iranian-controlled militia are storming a US diplomatic compound.
B E N G H A Z Iranian-controlled militia are storming a US diplomatic compound.
“Secretary Pompeo, where was The President when you told him our embassy was under attack?”
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Being a Browns fan is basically the Simpsons monkey paw segment on perpetual loop
The best glowup of the decade was the federal minimum wage: 1/1/2010: $7.25 1/1/2020: $7.25 Bless
Let’s stipulate that making R senators vote no is a very effective political move.
"Don’t spend more time analyzing an idea that the president proposes than he spent coming up with it." @crampell wapo.st/2sECHnR
i started this decade by getting fired for having an attitude and ended it by roasting grievously stupid fascist tv every morning. believe in your authentic self, kids
So, while it would be great to take some time off of these terrible platforms, we’ll keep grinding away. We’ll make good calls. We’ll fuck up a lot. We’ll have wins and losses. But we’ll keep going if you will. Thanks everyone and happy new year.
END OF THE YEAR THREAD: Just want to thank everyone in this incredible community for all of your hard work for the last year and, really, the last 3+. For something that was supposed to be a 2 week experiment, this has turned into something incredibly significant.
I offered to respond to this, no answer from Newsweek. But FTR, I do not represent the Navy or the USG. | Former Republican says "gun worship" has "gotten worse" under Trump as Conservatives struggle to redefine patriotism newsweek.com/former-republi…
Can you imagine ANY OTHER PRESIDENT deciding that a siege on one of our embassies is an excellent time to go golfing?
After tweeting this morning from Mar-a-Lago about Iraq and Iran, @realDonaldTrump has now arrived at his golf course here in Florida.
@slwein The biggest sin is calling Schitt’s creek a “shitty comedy”. That was said in that thread.
Many conservatives, when it came to things like gay rights, used to say: "You have tolerance and acceptance, you cannot ask us for enthusiastic support." But when it comes to gun culture, they're snowflakes who'd make you bake a Glock-shaped cake if they could figure out how.
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If you were no longer stretched to make ends meet, who would you be? A coach? A volunteer? A parent? And if you could make these changes, what opportunities would it open up, for you? For your children? For your grandchildren? #Warren2020
Did you know that you can watch a movie that you didn’t like without constantly bitching about online for several days?
Imagine an America where the lived experience of women is reflected in committee rooms and corner offices, and yes, even at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. #Warren2020
When the embassy was stormed in Benghazi, it was President Obama and his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's fault. So, naturally, Republicans will blame this on President Trump and his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. [crickets]
WATCH: Thousands of Iraqi protesters furious over deadly U.S. airstrikes storm the American Embassy in Baghdad, breaking down doors and setting fires cbsn.ws/2MJw4Ym
@edburmila I’ve yet to see anyone saying that picking a Republican running mate would be a good idea. Only people saying that saying you’d consider it to look “bipartisan” isn’t a big deal. The latter is debatable. The former seems a strawman, unless I’ve missed something of note.
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