James Daniel Malin @JDMalin

Engineer. Lilywhite. CWU. Arsing about since '81. Here & There Joined August 2012

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

4 days ago

How to Book a Return Flight Advertised as £26 1. Choose the flight (usually departing at 6 a.m., meaning in order to get to the airport you have to wake up 11 minutes after you go to bed). 2. Realise the £26 didn’t include the return flight or taxes, and also that the £26 was…

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

3 weeks ago

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

a month ago

The UK's State Pension is the lowest in Europe with one of the highest starting ages. If it is unaffordable, why can all the other countries afford much better ones? Hint - The problem isn't the pension cost.

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Ipswich Town FC Women @ITFCWomen

a month ago

✍️ The club is delighted to announce the signing of defender Grace Neville. Grace, who joins on a permanent basis, helped London City Lionesses to win the #BarclaysWSL2 title last season.

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Ipswich Town FC Women @ITFCWomen

a month ago

"It's a great club, with great ambitions." 🗣️ Grace Neville's first interview as a Blue is now available on TownTV. ⤵️

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Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes

a month ago

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Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews

a month ago

“We will set up offshore migrant hubs in a safe country” From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

a month ago

If I said, "That old hag who stole all our stuff and sold it." Everyone would know who I was talking about, right?

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Royal Mail @RoyalMail

a month ago

Signed. Sealed. Delivered. Congratulations, @Lionesses!

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Lionesses @Lionesses

a month ago

It's home, again.

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Anniesomeone @Anniesomeone1

2 months ago

You know it’s the right thing to do.

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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45

2 months ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763

2 months ago

I Would Watch a 50hr Documentary on How They Built This 1500 Years Ago…

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Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay

2 months ago

Some of you will get this.

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

2 months ago

The UK state pension, worst in the world.

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DavidOsland @DavidOsland

2 months ago

Water companies say their industry is 'too expensive to nationalise'. Billionaires say a wealth tax would 'force them to leave the country'. House builders say rent controls would 'make housing more expensive'. Time to stop listening to this kind of self-interested bollocks.

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DavidOsland @DavidOsland

2 months ago

Socially owned water companies mean no shareholders. No shareholders means no dividends. No dividends means we finally get the investment that has been overdue since privatisation. What does Steve Reed not understand here?

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The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2

2 months ago

Hard to believe there was a time when you could board a flight in London and get off in New York less than 3 hours later. Yeah Concorde was expensive and impractical but god damn, what an incredible reminder of an age when anything seemed possible.