Jas🖤✨ @JQMTC23

parody NYC Joined August 2011

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ඞ @lifeinchaos_

7 months ago

Thinking a grown adult is not aware of the bad treatment they giving you.

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Jay 🦴 @JaylenTheGOAT

7 months ago

And when mall culture *officially* dies…ima need Auntie Anne’s to find her a storefront to work out of and keep business goin

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𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓. @uchjn

7 months ago

what a privilege it is to be able to move your body 🥺🥺 and go for long walks in the sunnnnn 🥺🥺

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Edochies Doppelganger @mi_fiasco

7 months ago

she asks nothing from you cause she knows you lack the capacity to provide it, how you should take this statement is based on your ego.

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t @franktimez2

7 months ago

under my dictatorship, everyone would be required to read at least two books a month (no coleen hoover or 48 laws of power or atomic habits)

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Phella @iamphella

7 months ago

This why you can't borrow money from people. They trynna big bro him

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_

7 months ago

This why you can't borrow money from people. They trynna big bro him

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being annoyed is the price you pay for community. it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.

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★ @thematrixwizard

7 months ago

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kendall @filmbitten

7 months ago

i don’t care what happens you will never catch me saying “graped” or “unalived” i have read 1984 lol language has power. replace a letter with a number/symbol if you need, but creating new words like that waters down their meaning and makes these issues seem lighter than they are

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Nyamekye @NyamekyeOA

8 months ago

The love of my life flew me out to Iceland and gave me my dream proposal under the Northern Lights!! Never settle omg 🥹

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- @bonecarrier

8 months ago

I still can’t believe that lady got so much backlash for saying she loves to have coffee in her garden with her husband. It was genuinely scary. That’s when I was like oh yeah people are miserable af

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nostalgia @solelynostalgia

8 months ago

I feel bad for the people who weren’t there like we’re never gonna see something like this again

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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs

8 months ago

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

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spooky swamp hag 🎃🍂🦇🍁👻 @potatoslav

8 months ago

did they mass produce this exact setup for american high schools bc this is identical to my 10th grade chem lab

strawbie @jessisupreme

8 months ago

did they mass produce this exact setup for american high schools bc this is identical to my 10th grade chem lab

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nana 🍌 @callme_amani

8 months ago

Your salary will compete with the cost of living

4thSue @Mukami_writes

8 months ago

Your salary will compete with the cost of living

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IVY @Iamivy05

8 months ago

y'all are terrified of initiating conversation after conflict. i'm not your mother. i'm not whatever ex that used to blow up on you. i'm an adult that wants to hear you, be heard, and heal what's happened between us. silence is not a resolution.

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𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_

8 months ago

Abuse Miscarriage Pregnancy Losing a parent Starting from scratch Depression Being cheated on

𝒜⋆.˚ @attitude_lady25

8 months ago

Abuse Miscarriage Pregnancy Losing a parent Starting from scratch Depression Being cheated on

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OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc

8 months ago

Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions. The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.

Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

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Niccoya @niccoyat

8 months ago

list of things that elevate your food that I had to learn as an adult. 1. Salt & pepper on sandwiches 2. Oregano on sandwiches 3. Lettuce on any sandwich or burger 4. Lime on tacos 5. Lemon on fish 6. Lemon on chicken 7. Honey on yogurt