Jobita Phillips @JobitaP

Joined May 2009

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The Figen @TheFigen_

2 years ago

That's why I'm not using online instructor! 🤣

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In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2

2 years ago

Steve's feelings are talking to him again.... (bit.ly/The-Meeting-Is… - Get yourself a print to help me buy Steve beer!)

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Yusef Abdus Salaam @dr_yusefsalaam

3 years ago

#PowerPost🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿™️ Over 30 years ago, Donald Trump took out full page ads calling for my execution. On the day he was arrested and arraigned, here is my ad in response.

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Knightly⚔️ @sedimoandrew23

3 years ago

"The tag of my shirt touching my back" My brain:

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Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughtsy

3 years ago

There is an inverse relationship between how well you know someone and how much you clean your house before having them over. #ShowerThoughts

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3 years ago

The difference in pronunciation between 'woman' and 'women' is actually the 'o' #ShowerThoughts

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot

3 years ago

1. Moving forward, Twitter will be pronounced with a "hard R."

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Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings

3 years ago

By being pessimistic, you're always either right or pleasantly surprised.

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3 years ago

There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.

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3 years ago

For some reason, it's less tiring to walk than it is to just stand.

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Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings

3 years ago

Without Sherlock Holmes the search icon might be very different.

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3 years ago

If it never rained on a Thursday your whole life you probably wouldn't have noticed.

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3 years ago

Depending of the size of the circle you run, you may either look absolutely insane or a normal person out for a run

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3 years ago

Olive oil is a fruit juice.

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3 years ago

For men an upwards nod= what's up bro and a downwards nod= hello sir.

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3 years ago

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience.