Jojo🌼 @JoyGitau9
♉ Seattle, WA Joined December 2018-
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Rules of waking up to pee at night: 1. Never open your eyes fully, only about 20%. 2. Never turn on the lights. 3. If someone speaks to you, never reply, just mumble. This is how you go back to sleep immediately. Thank me later 😌
Rules of waking up to pee at night: 1. Never open your eyes fully, only about 20%. 2. Never turn on the lights. 3. If someone speaks to you, never reply, just mumble. This is how you go back to sleep immediately. Thank me later 😌
Duale, help us understand how this hospital, Al Mannah in Wajir, received 7.957 million KSh from SHA in August. Yet Wajir County Referral Hospital only got 97,500 KSh. Even Ladnan Wajir got just 200,000 KSh. How did Al Mannah get more money than Aga Khan Nairobi, which only…
I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.
Stop lying to yourself. You don’t actually want to get better. If you did, it would show. Your habits prove you’re a liar. You want people to comfort you, to nod their head, to tell you “it’s okay” while you recycle the same excuses over and over again. You don’t -
How did I fail to watch this article? This was on 5th March 2025. Okiya Omtatah submitted a petition at the Milimani Law Courts detailing how SHA is a fraudulent scheme. This clip is only 3 minutes long. It will make you even more angry. #RutoMustGo #DrainTheSwamp
I just don’t find pleasure in telling someone how to show up for me.
It also teaches you nothing. Just a waste of your peak sexual years
It also teaches you nothing. Just a waste of your peak sexual years
I hate everybody randomly once a month
I hate everybody randomly once a month https://t.co/7gswdH6Y9m
isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone
Americans enter Kenya with no visa, no questions, no stress. Kenyans wait a year, pay thousands, and get denied in 30 seconds. Explain that, @USEmbassyKenya. We’re not stupid. #VisaIn60Seconds
I don't like attention, but i like standing out. It's weird. Like yes, notice me but don't say anything about it.😭
- being scared to voice your opinions -having social anxiety -extreme fear of making mistakes -people pleasing -being a forced introvert No it didn’t 🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️
- being scared to voice your opinions -having social anxiety -extreme fear of making mistakes -people pleasing -being a forced introvert No it didn’t 🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️🚶🏾♀️
When my kids were born, I was living in Ruaka with borehole water. We saw the effects when she was 3 years old. Perfect teeth when she was 2, regular dental visits now. Fluorosis. This is now becoming a crisis, and I hope that someone sees this tweet and avoids it for their kids
Acting like the situation is under control na deep down unangoja miujiza >>>
Daughters are no longer raised to be wives. They're raised to b people. And some people are really not okay with that. They're not being taught to sacrifice. Not being told that marriage is the finish line. They're questioning things. To society their freedom looks like defiance.
Maybe my next one will be green…🤭 Work today >>>😍
Maybe my next one will be green…🤭 Work today >>>😍 https://t.co/zz7rbDXHPh
The whole idea behind these trumped up charges is to use the very serious prevention of terrorism laws to cause terror to the youth and their families. We cannot allow this to continue. #ThePeopleShall #ResetRestoreRebuild
Kenyans the Togolese are protesting tomorrow against their government who has imprisoned, killed and beaten dissenting voices. They need our help pushing the ‘#FreeTogo’ and ‘#FaureMustGo’ hashtag tomorrow. #FreeTogo #FaureMustGo
🇹🇬Togo deserves better, only the Togolese people own Togo and no one else. The blood of the Togolese martyrs will not be shed in vain. #FreeTogo #FaureMustGo
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