Duchess of Lockport @LizzieSchratz
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this is how every phone conversation has gone lately
“How are you doing?” Me:
Today In Similes Sebastian, standing over his sleeping brother: “Awww. He looks like...a garbage bag full of beans.”
Hello this just made me cry. Humans are amazing. Artists are AMAZING.
Hello this just made me cry. Humans are amazing. Artists are AMAZING.
I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
Y’all clap at me in my dms maybe not expecting me to clap back but what you didn’t know is I’m a messy bitch who lives for drama so hand me that spoon and I will stir the pot
fixed it for you, @CBC
Happy 40th Birthday to the one and only @Lin_Manuel! This man truly is non-stop. #HamiltonLDN Photo: Craig Sugden
FEBRUARY 15TH IM READY QUEENS
FEBRUARY 15TH IM READY QUEENS
And today’s all we got So we cannot stop This is our block... #InTheHeightsMovie #Summer2020
being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now
Becoming the Landlord of my own Body by refusing to fix anything wrong with it
This is the goddamn energy I’m bringing to the season
Absolutely no one: The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express:
Absolutely no one: The hot chocolate waiters from The Polar Express:
I want to be invited to everything and go to nothing.
Alex Trebek getting choked up during Final Jeopardy today messed me all the way up. #Jeopardy #WeLoveYouAlex
i am 25 and completely burnt out. what am I suppose to do for 50 MORE years? maintain a yard? bitch about traffic? keep buying spinach and watching it die? get oil changes? fucksake
Wicked is a cautionary tale about not making new friends after college.
Are you wearing th- The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am.
Constitution Treasure.. @Historys_Truth
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253 Followers 857 Following Post-Secondary Education Student Affairs Professional. Always searching for quality #glutenfree pizza. I like lavender, hard cider, apples, & ice cream. #SAProSHASTUCO15 @sassyapples15
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Theatre majors taking their finals via zoom
@meghancurr
gotta be honest y’all i am not having a baja blast rn
@meghancurr I DO NOT KNOW what my brain or body was doing it was a fever dream
“How are you doing?” Me:
my friends and I are doing coachella themed virtual drinking games tonight and i’m doing my hair and makeup and dressing up for it and i havent been this excited in 31 days
Current mood x2 🍴 P.S. Why do my friends look so happy to be fatally injuring me??????? #onbrand @RheGallego @meghancurr
Today In Similes Sebastian, standing over his sleeping brother: “Awww. He looks like...a garbage bag full of beans.”
I hate when I put something in a shopping cart and don’t buy it and the company emails me: “forgot something?” And it’s like yeah I forgot I don’t have money for a $70 sports bra
Suited up with the rest of the OBC thanks to @Lin_Manuel and @johnkrasinski. Very grateful for the joy and generosity of @somegoodnews. This was fun.
A HUGE thank you to @Lin_Manuel and the entire cast of @HamiltonMusical for coming on @somegoodnews and bringing Aubrey (and all the rest of us) a much needed smile!!! m.youtube.com/watch?feature=…
Hello this just made me cry. Humans are amazing. Artists are AMAZING.
Thanks for tonight’s good news, @johnkrasinski. ❤️ youtu.be/oilZ1hNZPRM
My mother has been blasting music throughout the house all morning. Started with some loud banjo ass shit and now we got some Josh Groban singing Pure Imagination and I am not okay. Send help and booze.
I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.
Sending love to anyone stuck at home with someone who chews with their mouth open❤️
We can't even sit with us. #stayhome #socialdistance #MeanGirlsBway