MaddieB @MaddBeauregarde

Joined June 2010

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Carrie Hope Fletcher @CarrieHFletcher

6 years ago

Actual genius.

Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal

6 years ago

Actual genius.

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Daniel Howell @danielhowell

6 years ago

i don’t actually have a personality i’m just a sentient ball of playdoh that becomes whatever form is necessary to make someone like me

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TeacherGoals @teachergoals

6 years ago

*Works with kids all day *Goes to staff meeting:

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James Bourne @JamesBourne

6 years ago

Unless it fits the tone emotionally, using swear words in songs for sake of it cringes me out. My new album has no swearing in it. It’s Fucking AWESOmE

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前澤友作 @yousuck2020

6 years ago

🎍謹賀新年🎍 【総額10億円】#前澤お年玉 100万円を1000人にプレゼントします！ 100万円で皆さまの人生がよりハッピーになりますように。応募方法は僕のフォローとこのツイートのリツイート。締切は1月7日23:59まで。企画趣旨や当選条件などはYouTubeで説明してます。 youtu.be/JfulqIBiVfQ

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Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott

6 years ago

So, when Meghan likes avocados, they fuel human rights abuses, drought and murder. But, when Kate likes avocados, they are just a nice snack.

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Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets

6 years ago

Yeah, what’s Meghan’s problem?

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trish @ultragloss

6 years ago

today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years

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One of the many awesome things about Halloween in Japan is the annual "Mundane Halloween" costume contest sponsored by website @dailyportalz The goal is to dress up like some mundane, everyday situation. Here is a thread of my favorites from this year!

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h ♡ @hahahahaaniyah

6 years ago

are we gonna get leavers hoodies from the eu?

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Tracy Beaker @daoriginaltracy

6 years ago

For the past few months I’ve been posting on my Insta story about wanting to find my mum. However one of my followers must have leaked the story to the sun because my mum never showed. So I blocked all but one account and guess who viewed it. It’s..... Elaine the Pain’s account.

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💨No Match Windy, No? @nomatchwindyno

6 years ago

Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us 😂

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Mike Ryan @mikeryan

6 years ago

"No, Mr. Bond... I expect you to die." "Well there's no time to die." "Then, Mr. Bond, you will... die another day. "Which day?" "Tomorrow." "No, tomorrow never dies." "Well, Mr. Bond, we'll have to agree to live and let die." "Moonraker." "What?"

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Nicky @nickturani

6 years ago

Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so I can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!

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Niamh Jones @_NiamhJones_

6 years ago

So I was asked to take a picture of someone and then the Kardashian/Jenner family walked past and now I’m in the @DailyMailCeleb as @KylieJenner’s friend who gets her insta ready 🤣

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aly @alytomaz

6 years ago

"if you oppose birth control, don't use it. if you don't like abortion, don't have one. if you don't want to marry someone of the same sex, don't. but, you have no right to tell others how to live, learn or love." #AbortionIsAWomansRight