Mitchell McClard @Meeetch93
Fort Lauderdale, FL Joined November 2017-
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𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗦: Bengals first-round draft pick Shemar Stewart is now practicing with Texas A&M and NOT the team. Stewart has the option to not play in the NFL this season & return to Texas A&M and re-enter the draft in 2026. Shemar wants to get paid 😤
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Taking at a shit at work past 4 PM is equivalent to a QB kneel. Just running out the clock
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Cooper DeJean hit sticked Derrick Henry. The sheer caucacity.
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i need to be 2 hot dogs and 5 beers deep at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city
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my girl walking me out of costco after i ate 6 hot dogs
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If you divide 1 by 998,001 you get all three-digit numbers from 000 to 999 in order, except for 998.
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Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!” What a mindfuck.
Imagine your vehicle is turned over. You’re disoriented. Wondering if this is the end. You turn to your left and see Hollywood Hogan in his NWO shirt saying “gimme your hand, brother!” What a mindfuck.
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the fucking talking dog???
the fucking talking dog???
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when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive
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when you push the vaccum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle
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exactly 2 more years to go
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me: i’ve been so good to my body i haven’t taken anything this week! also me: 7 shots of espresso and a 30mg adderall before noon
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*Jesus having sex* Jesus : oh God Her : we’re done here
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This looks like a sign Wile E. Coyote would use to trap gay people
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him: you better not be a cunty side table when i get there me:
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it’s almost leo season which means i can send 47 consecutive “u up” texts and later blame it on astrology and girls will b like so true bestie
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we found love in a hopeless placeee 🎶 (club space bathroom stall)
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Why do movie theater bathrooms scare me. So many mirrors… and when you go when there’s no one else in there and it’s eerily silent… I don’t know. There’s something in there.
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