Michael @MichaelWojcik5

I am in love with storytelling Chicago, IL Joined September 2012

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ems 🍂 @atotalposer

a year ago

me turning to the person next to me when aragorn kicks the uruk-hai helmet

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While New York is ARRESTING homeowners for removing squatters, Florida has a different approach: "If someone is breaking into your house, you're more than welcome to shoot. We prefer you to do that, actually."

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Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec

a year ago

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Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder

2 years ago

Bulls-Eye Ball toy commercial (2003)

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Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC

2 years ago

The AMC worker after I ordered the Dune popcorn bucket with extra butter and no popcorn

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Dan Marcus @Danimalish

2 years ago

If INTERSTELLAR is re-released in IMAX 70mm I will make this face.

IMAX @IMAX

2 years ago

If INTERSTELLAR is re-released in IMAX 70mm I will make this face.

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HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kenshirotism

2 years ago

@ShitpostRock One of the side quests was him directly making fun of communists, and the side quest ends with finding out a beloved "anti-capitalist" figure was just a modified fortune telling bot someone made cause it was funny.

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leandro garcia @red_comet_tyson

2 years ago

@kenshirotism @ShitpostRock Man I don't know why the polish would not be to fond of commies

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Blake @blakes_online

2 years ago

saying retard and gay is so back

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juju 💰 @ayeejuju

2 years ago

this mf got cooked for saying “streaming is harder than a 9-5 job” and is now making it about school shooters

hasanabi @hasanthehun

2 years ago

this mf got cooked for saying “streaming is harder than a 9-5 job” and is now making it about school shooters

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Arby’s Smokehouse Brisket @BrennanSouhrada

2 years ago

Shane Gillis bringing back calling things gay and retarded on SNL like we used to do back in middle school.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave

2 years ago

Pedro Pascal says #GameOfThrones was the role that changed his life "Without Thrones, I would not have had Narcos, The Mandalorian, or The Last of Us" (via @VanityFair)

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Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes

2 years ago

Tiny European countries like Ireland or Holland will slaughter 200k cows or close half their farms to “stop emissions”, but India and China simply open dozens of coal mines, utterly dwarfing their pitiful efforts. What a farce.

Steve Milloy @JunkScience

2 years ago

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Sorin Cioriciu @ceferistul

2 years ago

Longsword techniques, as seen in the fencing manual Fior di Battaglia, written by swordsman Fiore de'i Liberi during the 14th century, and brought to life by the Polish fencing academy Akademia Szermierzy