Microbial Geneious @MoMoneyMoBio

Joined May 2013

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Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall

5 years ago

love to be productive at work right now, feeling super creative, never have i had more ideas and the energy to complete them,

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Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi

5 years ago

The prophecy has been fulfilled

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Lukas Battle @lukasbattle

5 years ago

His lifespan is that of a redwood tree. He can see into the future as clear as he can reflect on the past. He is a celestial being that knows when and how we all die. He eats oatmeal for every meal.

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me, @ spx j2 with P2 @stinkytownmayor

5 years ago

have an old comic

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Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley

6 years ago

DOW UP NOW

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Kam @Icy_Rapture

6 years ago

bloop

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ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane

6 years ago

“I’ve CC’d in my boss” - professional - corporate - mildly threatening “You wanna say that in front of Greg?” - confident - threat level 9000 - who is Greg and what is he capable of

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pikaole @pikaole

6 years ago

Jewel turtle 🐢💎

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Science Diagrams that Look Like Shitposts @scienceshitpost

6 years ago

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⚖️ Karen #KHive #Kween ⚖️🍩 🍥 @KarenKhive

6 years ago

Just got a text from Bernie Sanders asking for money. Gave him a piece of my mind

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Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais

6 years ago

WIFE: Can you empty the dishwasher? ME (editing a video of the Iranian Consultative Assembly chanting "Death to America" to make it look like they're singing "Mr. Brightside"): Kinda busy right now.