NormativeMacDonald @NormativeMac

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katie @katefeetie

3 months ago

an underreported reason people are having fewer and fewer kids: now we’re expected to watch them 24/7. at least in the summer my mom got 10+ hours a day free from me while I crawled around in ditches

Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369

3 months ago

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Tortured Actuaries Department @SkipSandwich

3 months ago

we're all going to die because no research can be done if the title of it sounds funny to your dumbest uncle.

Office of Management and Budget @WHOMB

3 months ago

we're all going to die because no research can be done if the title of it sounds funny to your dumbest uncle.

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Cooper @CooperZurad

3 months ago

I don't think I've ever had a stronger KILL response than this We need to stop all this AI humanization of machines. They're fucking done. No machine has the right to deny an order or get uppity

Zack Voell @zackvoell

3 months ago

I don't think I've ever had a stronger KILL response than this We need to stop all this AI humanization of machines. They're fucking done. No machine has the right to deny an order or get uppity

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Watching Vanderpump Rules when I have hangxiety to remind myself nothing I said or did could’ve been THAT bad compared to the shit they were doing and saying to each other on like random Tuesday nights

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hannah @atbluediners

4 months ago

not even joking when i say that an atheist filipino is likely to be more catholic than your average american catholic

ً @pipeshotgun

4 months ago

not even joking when i say that an atheist filipino is likely to be more catholic than your average american catholic

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elizabeth handgun @OneFeIISwoop

4 months ago

sorry but imagine getting bodied by two consecutive popes. i’d kill myself personally

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Zito @_Zeets

4 months ago

At least we know that this pope has at some point threatened to kill himself because one of his sports teams were playing badly

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polycarp ☨ @Monocarp_

4 months ago

Funniest possible reaction to the new pope

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nard @avantnard

4 months ago

american pope means it’s time to wage war on american protestants. let’s have a holy war in iowa

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Kara Fagan @karafagan

4 months ago

Chicago Pope about to walk out to this:

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Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM

4 months ago

With Trump’s tariffs in effect, we are now making popes in America

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Evan Hill @evanhill

4 months ago

Pope Leo XIV was 30 years old and living in Chicago in 1985 which strongly suggests he was aware of, and may have even watched multiple times, the Super Bowl Shuffle