patrick dooley @Patrickdools
Houston, TX Joined October 2013-
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asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me she said only when it was a really bad hangover
embarrassing lack of knowledge on display here
just heard someone three houses down crack open a beer
pope francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in about 3 days
therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up
Classic ACC matchup coming November 8th: Frank Reich's Stanford vs Bill Belichick's North Carolina
Classic ACC matchup coming November 8th: Frank Reich's Stanford vs Bill Belichick's North Carolina
Pickles are great..until you're in one.
Slyly putting my phone on flight mode as I get out x.com/BNONews/status…
Slyly putting my phone on flight mode as I get out x.com/BNONews/status…
One of the most meaningful wins in U.S. hockey history: ▪️Our national anthem was disrespected—twice. ▪️Their fans trashed our country all week. ▪️We walked into their biggest hockey market and beat their national team on their ice. USA showed up tonight 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #4Nations
they had Dirk for 20 years and got Luka the SEASON HE RETIRED what a setup for a career, just nuked. like outside of the actual basketball stuff from a “sports are about storylines” perspective this is a betrayal you only hear about in ancient texts
The NBA takes the gambling allegations against Terry Rozier very seriously. Use code “FEDERALINVESTIGATION” for a $200 bonus on your first $5 wager with DraftKings, an official sports betting partner of the NBA.
Poop Day Clock now 10 Shit Away from Fart Night
Poop Day Clock now 10 Shit Away from Fart Night
how tf are you supposed to stay hard for 75 days
Shitting myself in front of my friends and blaming it on Long Covid
Shitting myself in front of my friends and blaming it on Long Covid
Diddy & Luigi being in the same prison & their Lawyers being married to each other is a great addition to the plot.
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health
Time to check in on the almighty SEC… - #3 Texas will likely finish the season with zero wins over ranked opponents - #7 Alabama just got blown out by Oklahoma (unranked) - #9 Ole Miss just lost to Florida (unranked) - #10 Georgia just struggled for 3 quarters against UMass…
Adara @Syakiraamanda3
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Linda Rosei @LRosei51038
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Elijah Garnett @ElijahGarnett19
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Jordan @MyDoggeCEO
335 Followers 7K Following Founder & engineer building the #1 Dogecoin Wallet @MyDogeOfficial + some 🥷 AI & Tesla projectsOwners @big3aliensSlangin dank meme apparel https://t.co/hPa4MRqqtQ
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Jane @Jane03989557968
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Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter
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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
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Coach Robbins @fb_coachrobbins
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Michael @michael_c10
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Will Bonderer @wbonderer
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Daniel @DT_99_
92 Followers 133 Following 🇳🇴🇺🇸 The right to free speech is more important than the content of the speech
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🆖 @myfaultOG22
480 Followers 456 Following
Andrew Leimkuler @leimkuler
7 Followers 19 Following Just trying to get a like from the Wendy’s account
Jalen Paxton @Jalen_paxton
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CS @urcashslave
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emily @_emilyspector
72 Followers 107 Following
Hanna Nyberg @HannaNyberg2
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Meg Espey @meg_espey
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notyourbae @n_ot_yourbae_
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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️... @AndrewYang
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High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry
143K Followers 198 Following Levered Finance Memes & Satire. Instagram FinMeme Account. @Buyside_Hub Founder. I write @hyhnewsletter and @wallstrollup
Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr
5.7M Followers 939 Following Posts on this account are my personal views.
Sam Morril @sammorril
237K Followers 874 Following Stand-up Comic. Knicks fan. See me in your city: https://t.co/NGdY2cYtXP
cats being weird litt... @weirdlilguys
2.0M Followers 43 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Nick Schwager @NickSchwagerNFL
23K Followers 583 Following Covering the Houston Texans for @battleredblog @sbnation Partner @underdog Code “SCHWAGER” Powered by @KalshiSports | Bet on football in all 50 states |
SMU News @PonyUpSports
5K Followers 107 Following The OG SMU fan account. No affiliation with SMU (other than ya know, going there)
Hank Lockwood @hen_ease
536K Followers 2K Following Producer @pardonmytake, @bssadvisors, @barstoolpickem. The Cape Hateras Lighthouse Is Tallest Lighthouse in continental US
PONY UP HYPE TRAIN @PonyHype
6K Followers 1K Following ALL ABOARD THE PONY UP HYPE TRAIN | 🐴👆‼️🚂 | #PonyUpDallas | #PonyExpress | SMU 🏈📊 and SMU 🏀📈
Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18
258K Followers 1K Following Play-by-Play Broadcaster. @PardonMyTake & ‘Cuse alum. 12.6 handicap with a hole-in-one. Use @rhoback code MARSH for 20% off. Contact: [email protected]
Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami
515K Followers 0 Following Tracking the chances that NFL games finish with a score that's never happened before. Built by @dpmattingly. Based on an original idea by @jon_bois.
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.6M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/Rrty23Lfn7
PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter
1.1M Followers 1K Following I do Pardon My Take podcast w/ @barstoolbigcat & Macrodosing @TheDozenTrivia. Banned from Tortoise Forum. organ donor. Played the freebird solo once.
Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes
322K Followers 1K Following
Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake
1.0M Followers 660 Following Podcast by @BarstoolSports. @Barstoolbigcat & @PFTCommenter deliver the hottest and most correct sports takes known to man. Presented by @Draftkings
NFL Memes @NFL_Memes
1.5M Followers 75 Following We make fun of your favorite football team. (Not affiliated with the NFL) Contact: [email protected]
Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat
1.8M Followers 4K Following Dan Katz. Chicago @barstoolsports. Email - chicagotips@barstoolsports. @PardonMyTake podcast w/ @PFTCommenter. RT not endorsement
Will Bonderer @wbonderer
110 Followers 584 Following
Daniel @DT_99_
92 Followers 133 Following 🇳🇴🇺🇸 The right to free speech is more important than the content of the speech
Dream @Dream
5.7M Followers 392 Following
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Ashton Teichman @Ash10__grace
167 Followers 171 Following
Michael @michael_c10
257 Followers 439 Following
College Confessions @collegefessing
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🆖 @myfaultOG22
480 Followers 456 Following
Andrew Leimkuler @leimkuler
7 Followers 19 Following Just trying to get a like from the Wendy’s account
ESPN @espn
59.2M Followers 432 Following Serving Sports Fans. Anytime. Anywhere. Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/SsALNN0g8C Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/RHwMSWojUL
Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones
7.9M Followers 33K Following This Winter, Spring is Coming. Meet Dunk & Egg this January in #AKnightoftheSevenKingdoms, a new #GOT series based on novellas by George R R Martin.
SMU Men’s Lacrosse @SMULacrosse
3K Followers 117 Following Official Twitter of the Southern Methodist University Men’s Lacrosse team.
Old Row @OldRowOfficial
266K Followers 2K Following Jokes, hot takes, photos and videos from a campus near you. The content we post is submitted by anonymous users.
Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets
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Eli Garrabrant @EliGarrabrant
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