Rob Sameh @Robritenow

I like hanging out at BurbSec and talking security. Number 1 cat uncle. Opinions solely my own. Chicago, IL Joined June 2015

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The Accidental Lich™️ @n_quests

3 years ago

If this tweet gets 100 retweets I’ll tell Twitter how ridiculous my roll on the D100 table was for what’s in the iron flask my party found and what it could mean for my home game.

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BurbSecCon @BurbSecCon

4 years ago

I thought we were the ones who would be most excited by the @JeppsonsMalort piñata, but I think Tim at @NavigatorTap has us beat

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Microsoft @Microsoft

4 years ago

If this gets 20k likes, we’ll replace the paperclip emoji in Microsoft 365 with Clippy.

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One of my favorite scientific figures is this one of the entropy levels of 100 world cities by the orientation of streets. The cities with most ordered streets: Chicago, Miami, & Minneapolis. Most disordered: Charlotte, Sao Paulo, Rome & Singapore. Paper: appliednetsci.springeropen.com/articles/10.10…

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Lionel Page @page_eco

5 years ago

Somebody did a simulation of a giant 🍌 orbiting around the 🌍 at the distance of the ISS. And, surprisingly, it challenges our intuitions of how orbiting objects would look like in the sky.

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Rathayibacter.tumblr.com @Rathayibacter

5 years ago

#dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #rpg #tabletoproleplaying #morehashtags #kickingahornetsnest

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not here; find me elsewhere. @ElleArmageddon

5 years ago

TL;DR: Tired: storing crime selfies in the cloud. 😒 Wired: storing crime selfies on your phone with FDE. 😏 Inspired: storing crime selfies on an air-gapped hardened server in your physical possession. 🤯 Desired: not fucking taking crime selfies. 🥰🖤

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matt blaze @mattblaze

5 years ago

2020 is like what 2020 would be like as reported by Hunter S. Thompson.

Ryan Van Velzer @RyanVanVelzer

5 years ago

2020 is like what 2020 would be like as reported by Hunter S. Thompson.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

5 years ago

Don’t listen to programmers. All bugs are deliberate somebody used a keyboard and deliberately typed them in.

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Things That Lasted Longer Than the Confederacy @OutlivedDixie

5 years ago

D&D 4e lasted longer than the Confederacy

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allie🖤✨ @ac1dgoddess

5 years ago

@ColumbusPolice @ChiefQuinlan - do you really think this is okay or appropriate? complete violation of privacy, and completely fucking hypocritical considering you fought to have your officers’ last names covered during the protests. Fucking DO BETTER.

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ThugCrowd @thugcrowd

5 years ago

Infosec Twitter Must Be Destroyed

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Effin' Birds @EffinBirds

5 years ago

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City of Doncaster Council @MyDoncaster

5 years ago

3️⃣ When you ignore expert advice and act like an idiot, you cover everyone else with decaying whale blubber. #StayHome and stop being selfish. 🧨 🐳

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Peter Shankman @petershankman

6 years ago

When the #quarantine is over, I want to buy this man dinner. Who is he? This might be the best thing I've seen in weeks.

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Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter

6 years ago

I was bored.

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LGPD Soundsystem 👻✊⚖💾🏴‍☠️ @Esquiring

6 years ago

Make working remote more fun by describing it with ridiculous cyberpunk technobabble: Instead of "yet another coworkers' Zoom meeting," you're "jacking in to cyberchat with your 'runner crew." Rather than "telemedicine," try "downloading medware from the technodoc."