Sebastien Bailard @SebastienBailrd

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slate @PleaseBeGneiss

7 years ago

Mobster: *puts plastic bag over my head* this’ll shut you up Me: *bites hole in bag* Mobster: shoot that was my last one Mob boss: you don’t have more? Mobster: I use totes, don’t you? Boss: no Me: *through hole* woww Mobster: sir, think of the marine life

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

7 years ago

FIVE STAGES OF FRIENDSHIP - liking each other’s tweets - exchanging numbers in the DMs - hot-air balloon races - falling in love with the same man and accidentally killing each other in a duel - haunting the woods together in your finest silk gowns

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Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH

7 years ago

Honestly it's an amazing expression of the Libertarian ideal: lots of people fighting over imaginary property while also somehow destroying the planet.

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Dr. Claire Simeone @Claire_Simeone

7 years ago

THERE IS A GECKO SITTING ON THE TOUCHSCREEN OF THE PHONE, MAKING CALLS WITH HIS TINY GECKO FEET!!! This gecko has called me 15 times, and everyone in our recent call list. *Actual photo of telemarketer* @TMMC @GEICO @HawaiianTel

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Taniel @Taniel

7 years ago

I may be beating a dead horse insofar as my TL is concerned, but it's not alright to write a full profile of FLSen without noting that 10% of Floridians are disenfranchised & that Scott significantly restricted rules & restricted electorate he now runs in nytimes.com/2018/08/06/us/…

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Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren

7 years ago

Kathy Kraninger has zero experience that qualifies her to run the @CFPB. My new report details her career “highlights” – including oversight of agencies responsible for the Trump Admin's child separation policy & botched recovery efforts in Puerto Rico. masslive.com/politics/index…

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MSNBC Monitor @msnbcmonitor

7 years ago

@MarshallCohen Judge's order states: "The professionals at the Alexandria Detention Center are very familiar with housing high profile defendants including foreign and domestic terrorists, spies and traitors."

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Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain

7 years ago

@scot2go2 @woodsidewullie @abingtonglass @HelenJMacdonald I think you all might be missing the point here. Hadrian’s wall isn’t actually made out of potatoes.

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W. Brian Tucker @MeLoseBrainUhOh

7 years ago

@abogada_laura My favorite "Sesame Street" was the one where they teach kids about the Vienna Convention of Consular Relations.

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Ben Donnelly @bendybendy

7 years ago

@skriftleigh racists always escapegoating

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Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance

7 years ago

Alan Dershowitz says DOJ shouldn't get wiretaps or search warrants for lawyers' offices unless serious federal crimes were committed. Federal law & DOJ policy agree. Senior DOJ officials & federal judges signed off. So my assumption is that serious federal crimes are involved.

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Preet Bharara @PreetBharara

7 years ago

Note: the career prosecutors in SDNY can't be fired by Donald Trump Trump Sees Cohen Inquiry as Greater Threat Than Mueller nyti.ms/2JDyg0h

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Susan Simpson @TheViewFromLL2

8 years ago

Something I'd love to see a reporter ask Trump Org about: 1) Cohen formed EC LLC on Oct 17 2016 2) The contract provided for EC LLC to pay Stormy $130K by Oct 27 2016 3) Between Oct 17 & Oct 25, the Trump campaign made payments to Trump Org properties that add up to $129,999.72.