Simon Solecki @SimonSolec99238
Joined August 2023-
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I’m the evil Martin Lewis, the money wasting expert x
Handy Mandy speaks on the recent death of Bob the Builder: “He’d still be alive right now if you fellas ain’t gas him up.”
What happened in July financially can never happen again
BREAKING: Cody Rhodes broke the cobblestone generator, according to a source
Reform voter after three pints
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked rey mysterio and he said booyaka
100 Gorillas vs 2009 Randy Orton
Full house for Xmas including kids partners. After games & karaoke, I nipped upstairs for a dump; a cavalcade of pent up farts heralded shits sounding like a barrel of snails being emptied down a well. I was met downstairs with silence. Karaoke mic was in dressing gown pocket.
AND THE NEW UNITED STATES PRESIDENT IS... *music hits* WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S BERNIE SANDERS!! BERNIE SANDERS IS CASHING IN HIS MITB BRIEFCASE!!
Just threw up in a meeting and had to blame "that bug that's going around". I couldn't say "it was probably those 6 out of date cream donuts I had for my breakfast". Totally worth it though
when i was like 10 i learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time i got really stressed out whenever i had to cut anything bc like. what if i hit an atom at just the right angle
'In the United Kingdom, you are forced to eat chocolates from a tin. But these chocolates, while delicious, are wrapped in muted colours instead of shiny paper, so of course this a form of torture.'
Modern life might be rubbish but I do like that you can just type WHEN BINS into a screen and the government tells you.
We're giving away a Dragonflight Collectors Edition signed by Method raiders & creators! 🎄🎁 How to enter: 🧡 Like 🔁 RT 👤 Follow --Ends January 5th--
Guardians of the Dream is live and to celebrate I've been given two Jade, Bright Foreseer mounts by Blizzard to give away! To enter: ✅ follow ❤️ like 🔁 retweet 🇪🇺EU ONLY The winners will be drawn on November 18th! #WoW_Partner #Dragonflight
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