not joe.. @TJsCrewMember
a behind the scenes look at your favorite neighborhood specialty store.. pleasenton. Joined May 2011-
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"See? I can brighten your day without putting stuff in my vagina."
Do I need to ask louder? Where do you keep your Eagle Eggs??? #TraderJoes
"Dude you can't date a salvi chick! You'll get bit and poisoned by the pupusa juice!" #traderjoes
So @MichaelRapaport came through my line today. What a nice, chill dude. Fav customer of the day so far. #traderjoes #beautifulgirls
Please #god help me land my $100k job or Ill end up at #traderjoes. But there r a lot of hot chics at Trader instagr.am/p/LEI7qPsWUT/
joe's hoes. #traderjoes #workparty instagr.am/p/LEKGBQL9S9/
"I love that my toughest decision at work is whether or not I'm going to drink that night."
I use chopsticks for everything. Asian girl problems!
Trader Joe’s Sea Salt & Turbinado Sugar Dark Chocolate Almonds. That's. What's. Up.
Spongebob in HD is blowing my fckin mind son!!!!!!
Bouncer: "You give that guy a handjob yet?" Stripper: "Yeah, with my mouth."
BONUS!: "Whenever Asians come in here, they're always rollin' on ecstasy and sittin' on a ton of money."
Well someone had an extra helping of their bitch lunch today!
"I will provide mustaches, nerd!" #traderjoes #backroom
"I'm looking for #sativa..?" 'uh, I think you mean #stevia..' #traderjoes #hollywood #customer #stoner
My boss made breakfast today! Hotdogs with bacon and chili.. Hell yea! #traderjoes #awesome instagr.am/p/IkDWEIBDD7/
Oh, #TraderJoes, you're the only place I'll voluntarily stand in a 20 minute checkout line...
The coolest elevator I've ever been in! #TraderJoes #AlbumCovers @ Trader Joe's instagr.am/p/Ik5g7tE6sN/
Sorry about your cutter man #traderjoes instagr.am/p/IlF3RoCfcU/
The music at #traderjoes annoys me....
petepetepete @gorillaPete
405 Followers 972 Following miSFit and future eccentric billionaire. enjoying vices and collecting stories. according to my degree im a scientist..
StripperGenius @StripperGenius
12K Followers 8 Following StripperGenius is a community of Strip Club employees who have decided to share the pearls of wisdom they hear everyday.
Trader Joe's Best @TraderJoesBest
10K Followers 1K Following The best products at Trader Joe's and your favorites too. A fan guide to the best grocery store around.
Rie Dunckie @quest4ryme
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