Josh Phelps @Techntest

NEW ACCOUNT. i would like my ass in some sand 12 margaritas deep like very soon Houston, TX Joined April 2021

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Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats

a year ago

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Dan White @atdanwhite

2 years ago

Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult?

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Oliver Anwar @theoliveranwar

2 years ago

Eat clean Dress well Stack cash Lift weights Travel often Drink coffee Get sunshine Date women who wear dresses Life will always be good to you.

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Jack Cohen @itsjackcohen

2 years ago

⁂ hello world ⁂

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Joel Berry @JoelWBerry

2 years ago

This is one of the most extraordinary 5-minute clips I’ve ever seen on this app. An epoch-making exchange.

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Vibrant Dad @vibrantdad

2 years ago

Want to see something that'll make you want to throw your phone in the ocean?

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Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes

2 years ago

How does a nonbinary samurai kill people? They slash them.

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Invis🧜‍♀️ @invis4yo

2 years ago

When you finally get home from work only to realise you have to do it all again tomorrow

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Emma Bostian @EmmaBostian

2 years ago

I've been an Engineering Manager (switched from an engineer) for a year now... here are my top learnings:

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Mister Rogers received a letter from a blind girl who was concerned about his fish, as she had heard him mention them. Worried that they might not be getting fed, he started a heartwarming tradition. At the conclusion of each subsequent show, he would narrate, “I'm feeding the…

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Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison

2 years ago

Often a rescue will start with a picture someone sends me. Like this guy here. Was a bit of manic day but I knew I had to drop everything when I saw it. A thread on hopefully saving his life and how he helped saved 20-30 other lives himself… 1/ 🧵

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Valerie, RD, MPH @RDValerie

2 years ago

I've been trying to get my step-dad to lose weight for over a decade. He has recently lost 40 lb on his own, and still going. When I asked him, what finally changed? He said he was sick of it. Nothing ever changes until you've had enough and you're really sick of it. That is the…

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RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf

2 years ago

Premature ejaculation is wholesome and romantic actually

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National Park Service @NatlParkService

2 years ago

We remain hopeful that Congress will act to fund the government. Access and visitor services would be available on Sunday, Oct. 1. Beginning Monday, Oct. 2, all national parks would close, and visitors should expect services to be unavailable. Read more at:…

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

Went to the Eagle Pass border crossing to see what’s really going on

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

2 years ago

This is Elmo. He's here to celebrate the first day of fall. Always excited when the foliage matches his eyebrows. 13/10

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Sara 🌴 @SarAllyce

2 years ago

I don’t want to do any more emails today I just wanna to go to the gym

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Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav

2 years ago

"If you are even remotely a savage, you will run over every one of these kids in this next generation. It's easy to sit there and cry about everything. Get out there and get what you want" — Dana White 🔊… 🚨🚨🚨 This current generation is soft. Those who have the ambition…