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This is Travis. He's on a mission to interview everyone. First up, Canadian man @jordanbpeterson.
This is, without question, the most hysterically funny interview I have ever seen in my entire life. Surpasses all of SNL. Brilliant. Babylon Bee RULES.
This is Travis. He's on a mission to interview everyone. First up, Canadian man @jordanbpeterson.
@TheBabylonBee @jordanbpeterson Thanks for inviting me on—I'll let the IRS know that they can skip auditing your entire team this year.
@TheBabylonBee @jordanbpeterson What an amazing way to start your new show. I can't imagine a better first guest. I love Jordan Peterson and his tongue-in-cheek humor. Plus, he's so... rational! :D
Fun stuff coming soon from @TheBabylonBee
Another Babylon Bee prophecy fulfilled.
2 years ago today, @TheBabylonBee had their account locked for the tweet below. This led to a series of events that ended w/@elonmusk buying the site CEO @SethDillon joins me to discuss the role of humor, give his testimony & so much more Ep. drops in 15 youtu.be/Bt6L7MRYUwE
The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine babylonbee.com/news/the-babyl…
Hard to believe the Babylon Bee is old enough for puberty blockers. How the time flies.
8 years ago today, I saw a post in my Facebook feed that some niche little Christian satire site was starting up, so I sent in this humble headline submission. Too bad this thing never took off; it coulda been great!
8 years ago today, I saw a post in my Facebook feed that some niche little Christian satire site was starting up, so I sent in this humble headline submission. Too bad this thing never took off; it coulda been great!
I absolutely love this viral prank that parents are playing on their kids notthebee.com/article/okay-t… notthebee.com/article/okay-t…
Google Gemini’s director apologized for the AI’s apparent bias against white people, but then people dug up his old tweets and HOO BOY notthebee.com/article/google… notthebee.com/article/google…
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Last night we were the target of a DDoS attack. We were able to restore the site pretty quickly — and the account in the screenshot below was suspended from X — but some of the counter measures we took continued to block normal traffic. Everything should be working now, but if…
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