Andrew Seid @TradingFiend

🎹 Piano major, Oberlin - Down with Western medicine 👎 Joined April 2009

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@XTexasGirlX @XtexasgirlX

2 days ago

Good evening my friends! 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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🇺🇸 Gypsy Nurse 🇺🇸 @gypsynurse14

2 days ago

Good morning ☀️ y’all please pray for my husband. There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just married to me and I’m a lot!

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@XTexasGirlX @XtexasgirlX

6 days ago

😬😬🤣😬😬

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Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad

a week ago

6/12 🧵

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First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist…

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Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs

2 weeks ago

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Sovey @sovey_X

2 weeks ago

Me looking at my paycheck trying to figure out when the government worked half of my shifts.

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Sovey @sovey_X

2 weeks ago

When I die I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time. #janetsucks

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SS @strongminded101

3 weeks ago

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Taija @travelingflying

3 weeks ago

Have I ever mentioned that I bring home six figures a month?

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Steven @nogulagsagain

4 weeks ago

Islamic preacher Zakir Naik got into a London taxi and said to the driver: -Please, brother, turn off the radio, because as the Holy Quran says, I cannot listen to music, since in the time of the Prophet there was no Western music, which is the music of non-believers. The taxi…

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Sovey @sovey_X

a month ago

Group projects in school weren't meant to teach you teamwork. They were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace. #FireJanet

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Global Index @TheGlobal_Index

a month ago

@NoContextHumans Is education banned in the US???

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Global Index @TheGlobal_Index

a month ago

@NoContextHumans The failure of the US education system

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Colours of Bharat @ColoursOfBharat

a month ago

12. This is why education is important😆

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Sovey @sovey_X

2 months ago

Just remember: the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Eat dessert. Don’t get kidnapped.

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Sovey @sovey_X

2 months ago

When I d!e, I want my bestie to have my phone and text everyone during the funeral "wow, its really dark inside here."

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Taija @travelingflying

2 months ago

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anne witkowski @anwit07

2 months ago

@stepha_henson When someone says something stupid, it is not necessary for you to pay attention.

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Sovey @sovey_X

2 months ago

Ever since I told my mom that “WTF” means “Wow That’s Fantastic,” her texts have gotten way more entertaining. “Your cousin’s pregnant again, WTF!” “Your dad fixed the sink without swearing, WTF!!” “I tried on my wedding dress and it still fits, WTF!”