VanCommander @VanCommander

Joined June 2009

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George ⛓ @Pasparaki5

6 years ago

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Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh

123K Followers 1K Following Social media influenza.

One third sparky, two thirds tang, one third love machine. I take nothing serious apart from my council tax, enjoy life, avid supporter of. #BYM

Micky O’Tang @VPikey

3K Followers 724 Following One third sparky, two thirds tang, one third love machine. I take nothing serious apart from my council tax, enjoy life, avid supporter of. #BYM

Uber-Abdul🤳🏾�... @UberAbdul

25K Followers 984 Following let’s get ready to uber 🚕#Ubered🚳🚳420

Greengrocer trying my very best to provide you with the best produce possible at llangefni market thurs & sat & Llandudno 6 days a week👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

Tatws Trading 🏴�... @TatwsTrading

11K Followers 6K Following Greengrocer trying my very best to provide you with the best produce possible at llangefni market thurs & sat & Llandudno 6 days a week👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

multi millionaire philanthropist with a passion for lion taming, hate people that lie to look good, like playing with wood, owned by two collies #milkfirst

Dan @MrDanGleeballs

2K Followers 1K Following multi millionaire philanthropist with a passion for lion taming, hate people that lie to look good, like playing with wood, owned by two collies #milkfirst

Footsteps on the danc... @MissDartsTits

2K Followers 2K Following teardrops in my eyes

Trubs City and Gui... @Mr_Trubshawe

4K Followers 2K Following Bland

Herb Brubanter @HBrubanter

6K Followers 937 Following Renowned historian, extreme bacon enthusiast, cat thief, and frequent admirer of the nations dams.

George💫 @Trampolinecare

2K Followers 947 Following Chaos

Baldmanphill @Baldmanphill

1K Followers 1K Following Boring bald fat cunt

BerwickBear™ @TheBerwickBear

10K Followers 7K Following Stoke bloke, living in Berwick, up for a laugh, not the sensitive type, Views are my own and not those of the BBC,

D Fens Reborn @d___fens_reborn

6K Followers 4K Following I cook, I drink, I swear. I sometimes Photoshop and write tweets I don't fully believe.

Tom @SpoonsTom

15K Followers 2K Following Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom https://t.co/yrrvOLSRK9

JayR1972 @jayr1972

5K Followers 5K Following Dickensian Vagabond 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Pompey Dads Leader🦁🦁🦁https://t.co/pTWbKDMuXH

Kenny Rogers Jesus @HisHolyLord

4K Followers 2K Following Moonraker is the best Bond film. I put metal in the microwave (perfectly safe).

#LGV #europeandriver . born in #Ramsgate, my tweets are my own view and not linked to any Company or person! do enjoy #sailingyacht #BBQ

jason @ZR0FKSGVN

5K Followers 2K Following #LGV #europeandriver . born in #Ramsgate, my tweets are my own view and not linked to any Company or person! do enjoy #sailingyacht #BBQ

John Fridge @JohnFridgeCool

43 Followers 210 Following Banned indefinitely from Daily Mail for saying princess kates dress looked like a big plate o jobbies..

Recruiting webshell engineers to penetrate websites, with a monthly salary of up to $100,000. If interested, please contact https://t.co/ODxja1u5LX

Samantha Hansley @SHansley30455

7 Followers 173 Following Recruiting webshell engineers to penetrate websites, with a monthly salary of up to $100,000. If interested, please contact https://t.co/ODxja1u5LX

Steve @Minaretunit

701 Followers 526 Following I have no role here whatsoever

Secure Transportation... @securetrans

946 Followers 822 Following UK & EU Logistics, Transport, Warehousing, IT Relocation & Installations. Whiteglove Final Mile Specialists

Leicester city FC Rat... @LeicesterRat

217 Followers 1K Following I'm a rat, I love food and the king power stadium. Identies as a rat

plentitude @clortybumbum

260 Followers 525 Following sham poo

Rich @BigBobsBaloons

321 Followers 912 Following “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”

PA 58 @HunterXX73

2K Followers 6K Following # Naturist # PA # Cock Pumping # Ball Stretching # Commando

@DorisMalulla @seecretdoris1

554 Followers 1K Following I’m @DorisVulva got locked out for a week now can’t remember me password to get back in what a Fanny I am

eeeee @Ndsfgrndj

56 Followers 1K Following Nennen

Matthew Lowther @Matty2287

75 Followers 438 Following 30 year old engineer, nerd and all round good Human,

LadyContr♠️ryM♠... @ContraryMar_i

1K Followers 2K Following I'm back, I'm still bad and twice as ugly. Flip flop wearer. Massive TERF now coming with Supreme Court backing.

Other account @dxdazx got suspended this is my new account any of my followers from old account @dxdazx add me on this please old account @dxdazx is back open

Darrell @XdazxDarrell

247 Followers 352 Following Other account @dxdazx got suspended this is my new account any of my followers from old account @dxdazx add me on this please old account @dxdazx is back open

The Dude @DudeJezz

204 Followers 606 Following Bit of a bastard

GOD @GODfromYOUTUBE

10K Followers 8K Following Best God ever, #hajilajiluja https://t.co/Kzi7Zr6Xs8…

Richard Gellatly @richardgellatly

33 Followers 1K Following

Ed @edward89oleary1

20 Followers 235 Following

Proudly Gammon, Veteran, Patriot, English, NOT a citizen of the EU, Green Howard, RMAS, 6UDR, Bring Back Mason Greenwood, TenHagOut, Business Owner

Gammon LLB 🏴󠁧�... @MikeHodgettsXlX

760 Followers 2K Following Proudly Gammon, Veteran, Patriot, English, NOT a citizen of the EU, Green Howard, RMAS, 6UDR, Bring Back Mason Greenwood, TenHagOut, Business Owner

Backup Account for YurahQunt @annienonymouss
Parental Guidance: If you're easily offended - Fuqoff & die 🙂......everyone else - brace yaselves 😏

YammaQunt @WorraQunt

58 Followers 95 Following Backup Account for YurahQunt @annienonymouss Parental Guidance: If you're easily offended - Fuqoff & die 🙂......everyone else - brace yaselves 😏

mick L @bigmickl

167 Followers 361 Following Loving life in the Deep River.

Paul Galley @paulandrewgall1

180 Followers 2K Following

White Boys and Hero's @Steve38533518

102 Followers 350 Following

Rescuer @ResSingularis

401 Followers 977 Following I was a soldier once, and young.

Big Boggart @NewSpudsAndEggs

254 Followers 4K Following Well give the man a hand!

New account after last one was suspended for apparently violating Twitter rules however they’re unable or unwilling to let me know which ones. Fucking fascists.

Millska @Millska1

301 Followers 834 Following New account after last one was suspended for apparently violating Twitter rules however they’re unable or unwilling to let me know which ones. Fucking fascists.

imagoodin @imagoodin1

22 Followers 46 Following A FUCKING IDIOT

Blaster @BlasterUncommon

569 Followers 829 Following “serial bore and lonely drinker.” “like a not so bad ex husband”

Idempotent SAGE @tw_pjm

879 Followers 2K Following AI Research Associate. Braai magnate. Portsmouth Lad. Strong maths. Lunch was souvlaki. Evxaristw!

The Sloth with the pe... @CasioHoney

489 Followers 687 Following nothing to see here.

MourningWould @2ndKnuckleDeep

289 Followers 666 Following Back again! Lost account at 5k, thanks to "Rules" Anyone know what happened to Prolapsed Nun?

Ricky Lee Philpott @RickyLee06

125 Followers 2K Following Dad to the most beautiful daughters in the world x

David Burry @DavidBurry1984

187 Followers 661 Following Dundee fc &Tottenham hotspur

Djeff Unchained @_GeoffBadger_

358 Followers 321 Following Universally unpopular.

FAiL HUB @FAiLHUB21

583 Followers 1K Following Worlds top FAiLS just for your entertainment. Check the link 👇🏽

Declan the quiet Athe... @declan1916

1K Followers 5K Following

Pablo Pinscher @PinscherPablo

89 Followers 899 Following Trying to make sense of the madness.

جالب الأخبا... @anon_23192206

19 Followers 709 Following

Mike @Mick29182390

123 Followers 2K Following Hard working

AP @Pudseypotter

612 Followers 3K Following husband. dad. bloke. lucky ... v lucky! All my own ramblings.

Fecund. Rocks. Photographs. Cooks. Gardens. Writes. Faffs aboot. Thinks. Don’t be a dick. Buy Me A Coffee Table www.grifter.commie

Susannah 💜💕 �... @WokChic

952 Followers 420 Following Fecund. Rocks. Photographs. Cooks. Gardens. Writes. Faffs aboot. Thinks. Don’t be a dick. Buy Me A Coffee Table www.grifter.commie

Arthur Foxache 🇺�... @OldMackIsBack

3K Followers 2K Following Actor, comedian and all-round nice guy. What an absolute fucking shitshow we are witnessing

AlfalfaDad - Adam Van... @Alfalfadad

2K Followers 4K Following Syntax Errors in a world of short selling and negative campaigning

Pistilli Lambretta SC Sandblasting. Collection/delivery service available. Based just outside St.Ives in Cambridgeshire 07568 628024.

Pistilli Lambretta SC... @PistilliSand

317 Followers 1K Following Pistilli Lambretta SC Sandblasting. Collection/delivery service available. Based just outside St.Ives in Cambridgeshire 07568 628024.

James || NHS Paramedic & Clinical Practice Specialist|| Registered Nurse || Ambulance Nurse || NARS BASICS Responder || Husband and Dad & Cucumber Sandwich Chef

𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 ... @JimboForbes

442 Followers 819 Following James || NHS Paramedic & Clinical Practice Specialist|| Registered Nurse || Ambulance Nurse || NARS BASICS Responder || Husband and Dad & Cucumber Sandwich Chef

Melvin Desk @fourthreesix1

209 Followers 2K Following Bald Bearded Sheriff of the East End.

king dinga ling @craigb972

1K Followers 5K Following I woke up this morning and got myself a beer. The futures uncertain and the end is always near.

Slyster76 @Slyster76

57 Followers 847 Following

Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh

123K Followers 1K Following Social media influenza.

Bounder. Cad. Scoundrel.. Badinage. Persiflage. Coddiwompling. Toe-to-toe fisticuffs on the cobbles, no weapons.
Hairy. Poet.

Sartorial Thug 🍸 @SartorialThug

38K Followers 6K Following Bounder. Cad. Scoundrel.. Badinage. Persiflage. Coddiwompling. Toe-to-toe fisticuffs on the cobbles, no weapons. Hairy. Poet.

Stiglitz @ShogunCharlie

3K Followers 956 Following Lock down your Aerial

Micky O’Tang @VPikey

3K Followers 724 Following One third sparky, two thirds tang, one third love machine. I take nothing serious apart from my council tax, enjoy life, avid supporter of. #BYM

Uber-Abdul🤳🏾�... @UberAbdul

25K Followers 984 Following let’s get ready to uber 🚕#Ubered🚳🚳420

Tatws Trading 🏴�... @TatwsTrading

11K Followers 6K Following Greengrocer trying my very best to provide you with the best produce possible at llangefni market thurs & sat & Llandudno 6 days a week👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

Trubs City and Gui... @Mr_Trubshawe

4K Followers 2K Following Bland

George💫 @Trampolinecare

2K Followers 947 Following Chaos

Baldmanphill @Baldmanphill

1K Followers 1K Following Boring bald fat cunt

BerwickBear™ @TheBerwickBear

10K Followers 7K Following Stoke bloke, living in Berwick, up for a laugh, not the sensitive type, Views are my own and not those of the BBC,

Tom @SpoonsTom

15K Followers 2K Following Hi, Tom is my name, #SpoonsCustomerService is my game. Tom https://t.co/yrrvOLSRK9

You can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there

swaby @Accswaby

386 Followers 1K Following You can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there

Get real time police chase notifications! NOW ONLY ON FACEBOOK & Telegram! #BlueLivesMatter #FuckCensorship

Run by @TheAnimeElitist

Police Chase Alerts(N... @PCALive

33K Followers 374 Following Get real time police chase notifications! NOW ONLY ON FACEBOOK & Telegram! #BlueLivesMatter #FuckCensorship Run by @TheAnimeElitist

Didn’t Happen of th... @_DHOTYA

493K Followers 1 Following Amazon #1 Bestseller: Didn't Happen of the Year Awards - The Official Book https://t.co/9vE4KCUsUc

Stiglitz @CharlieShogun

274 Followers 215 Following Back once again for the renegade master D4 damager, power to the people.

AÖA @AllOutttaAngst

931 Followers 2K Following Heavy metal loving monk who has taken a vow of poverty 🐜

Christopher Atkinson ... @Chrisatkinson74

828 Followers 1K Following husband to my lovely wife father to my lovely wee girl and adopted father to my lovey pup

34, Father of two, Trucker, Single, support @OfficialCufc & @RangersFc as a big Geordie once said 'Team follow back can fuck off, it's quality not quantity'

Craig 🏴󠁧󠁢�... @CuddySplatter

3K Followers 79 Following 34, Father of two, Trucker, Single, support @OfficialCufc & @RangersFc as a big Geordie once said 'Team follow back can fuck off, it's quality not quantity'

tony @HowzerBlack

428 Followers 763 Following Animal, vegetable, mineral, I'll do anything to anything.

Hello , #CureDuchenne and HAIL ice hockey! Go Canucks Go. Peace to All, except some🤣🤣 #❤️Vancouver, BC. Silly Southener #FinnForChange Non PC 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇮🇱

Dx @snoozlessnow

5K Followers 6K Following Hello , #CureDuchenne and HAIL ice hockey! Go Canucks Go. Peace to All, except some🤣🤣 #❤️Vancouver, BC. Silly Southener #FinnForChange Non PC 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇮🇱

Adam @mynameisRobbo

5K Followers 4K Following streetwise hercules

Blocked, fucking freak in a tub!!!Wtfff plus calling one of my peoples a nerd for giving me good advice is uncalled for. #freeBelton

David 888 @davidalmond86

408 Followers 734 Following Blocked, fucking freak in a tub!!!Wtfff plus calling one of my peoples a nerd for giving me good advice is uncalled for. #freeBelton

The Lone Whinger. @Lone_Whinger

74 Followers 74 Following For those in the know...

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Defence Discount Serv... @discounts_mod

5K Followers 2K Following We’re no longer monitoring mentions and DMs on X. Please visit our Help Centre link below or contact us on Facebook or Instagram with any queries.

Phil @pjm56tw

1K Followers 1K Following Computer nerd. Pompey. Free thinker. Irreverent politics & economics. Likes: the Commonwealth, braai, safari, rock & roll.

Shatners Bassoon @JudysJugs

1K Followers 1K Following My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

Former butcher, motor trade professional & chef! Cancer survivor Proprietor of #CwtCoffi #CoffeeHut Freshly made sandwiches salads and & Great Breakfasts!

The Coffee Hut @mertynabbot

3K Followers 672 Following Former butcher, motor trade professional & chef! Cancer survivor Proprietor of #CwtCoffi #CoffeeHut Freshly made sandwiches salads and & Great Breakfasts!

Rey Truenperro @smallthunderdog

3K Followers 3K Following Author of Dinosaur Management, available on Amazon now

Sneakysu @VarnamSarah

42 Followers 91 Following Leicestershire Born and Bred, Eventer and Dog owner

#TheHat @TheHat64285270

473 Followers 805 Following just a well travelled hat that lives with a zombie cat called dennis who is a twat.🏴‍☠️

THE DRONE! @THEDRONE9

151 Followers 277 Following If I'm using this then the lefties have got the zombie cat again.

Simon Field #4️⃣2... @simonfield42

210 Followers 1K Following British International Grasstrack Rider and PitBike Speedway Demon 🤪 #TeamField42

Same Day-Next Day & Pre-booked #Courier Delivery & Light #Haulage #Transport Services. Telephone: (024) 7647 3088: Back playing #Golf-Chelsea-Gardener-EX-forces

R.M.H Same Day Courie... @SameDayCoventry

1K Followers 428 Following Same Day-Next Day & Pre-booked #Courier Delivery & Light #Haulage #Transport Services. Telephone: (024) 7647 3088: Back playing #Golf-Chelsea-Gardener-EX-forces

garry phillips @phillips_garry

1K Followers 2K Following on bike are in pub

Muffy @MuffyDeadinside

2K Followers 744 Following

Howard @Onceamod1

446 Followers 378 Following Life is temporary, love the shit out of those who love you and if you're lucky enough to be a grandad cherish it.

Geordie Gixxer 🏴�... @geordiegixxer

4K Followers 4K Following Now with added kwak.... No politics please, it's tedious and I'll just call you a naughty name or 6....

Ally @fuzzysemi

4K Followers 2K Following love my amazing wife @ClaireLynn777 likely to be permanently banned at some point 🤣 been nice knowing you all. ❤️ the 🐝

Trucker World @truckerworld

5K Followers 2K Following Your Views On The World Of Transport

. @Lordofthevan

2K Followers 2K Following .

T-Roy. 💙💙🏴�... @daftkeef

1K Followers 2K Following Leicester City sth💙💙,Class 1 HGV Driver 🚛#livingthedream 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Baron MVT @VonTrippenhoff

557 Followers 366 Following hello darkness my old friend

bigfish74 @backthefar... @bigfishwr

549 Followers 794 Following is it friday yet

Mr Fister @TwistFister

72 Followers 59 Following

UP THE REDS ❎ @YNWA_4Life

815 Followers 1K Following Pass Me Dem Red Peppas… Absolutely fuck Liz Kendall !!! LEAVE DISABLED PEOPLE ALONE! #TakingThePIP #StopTheCuts #LFC

Jimbo Party @JimboParty

55 Followers 661 Following There ain’t no party like a Jimbo Party.

Huw Zappretti Boyden @_Nibb_

1K Followers 948 Following

Louise @Louise84792040

14 Followers 39 Following Just do it! Have fun if you want it take it

Uncle Max's Deathswee... @MaxsDeathsweep

565 Followers 1 Following Love celebrities dying? Benefit!

🅷🅶🆅🅹🅾�... @HGVJoker

2K Followers 1K Following Class 1 Pilot. Hazardous Goods Driver. Personal account. All comments and views are my own & not that of my employer.

zx10 bmw s1000RR Aprilia tuono factory 🏍grandad Terry Beckett #2stroke German shepherd ex Royal Navy. bricklayer🧱single again

lee @leetwarcher

2K Followers 3K Following zx10 bmw s1000RR Aprilia tuono factory 🏍grandad Terry Beckett #2stroke German shepherd ex Royal Navy. bricklayer🧱single again

You heard I was an egotistical megalomaniac with machiavellian tendencies with a part time interest in sociopathic lifestyles ?

Pretty much nailed it .

Mr Fister @Fisteroonatic

53 Followers 47 Following You heard I was an egotistical megalomaniac with machiavellian tendencies with a part time interest in sociopathic lifestyles ? Pretty much nailed it .