Dave the Octopus デイブザタコ ® @_97equalsNot96

AI/ML || Product Manager || Quantitative Finance || Mathematics || Juventus || LH44|| Lakers || substack.com/@davederrick?r… Central Park Zoo Joined June 2009

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Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3

a day ago

Kuna watu wakikusifu jua umebant vibaya sana.

Gladys Wanga, E.G.H. @gladyswanga

2 days ago

Kuna watu wakikusifu jua umebant vibaya sana.

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EDGAR 🇰🇪 @edgarwabwire_

3 hours ago

President Uhuru Kenyatta did not see the need to extend the Presidential term limit. He honorably served his 5 year tenure and left the stage peacefully. What is so special about this regime that they see the need to extend the Presidential, MCA, Governors term limit. THIS IS…

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Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH

19 hours ago

Unbelievable His reply maaaan. 😂😂😂😂

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Mambo Mseto X @MamboMseto254

a day ago

Mogo’s promises of easy credit are now overshadowed by stories of hidden fees, unfair repossessions, and shattered livelihoods across Kenya. mambomseto.co.ke/mogo-faces-gro…

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Jayden™ @SirGlavan_

2 days ago

Madem hututishia na ile line ya "if you can't, another man will.." wakidhani we give a fuck. Let that other man will basi bana

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Edwin H. Dande @ehdande

4 hours ago

Munga lost two prior cases to stop the sale of his Britam shares pledged as security for a loan. ABC was about to sell the shares to recover when Munga’s wife popped up claiming she is shocked and utterly dismayed to discover that shares, which are supposed to be part of…

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Jay @_mr_mutinda

2 days ago

Gentlemen, once you see how a woman treats a man she actually desires, you'll never chase again. Never buy or beg love.

Wagathima_ @_stayliquidd

3 days ago

Gentlemen, once you see how a woman treats a man she actually desires, you'll never chase again. Never buy or beg love.

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Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA

19 hours ago

This is not a united opposition It's just a bunch of men who were chased from the current government and want another chance to resume stealing again Let's not try to sanitise crooks

Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans

24 hours ago

This is not a united opposition It's just a bunch of men who were chased from the current government and want another chance to resume stealing again Let's not try to sanitise crooks

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Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson

21 hours ago

It’s more expensive to keep them in office as they steal those mofos

Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe

23 hours ago

It’s more expensive to keep them in office as they steal those mofos

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Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_

2 days ago

“if you don’t pay,another man will”

Wagathima_ @_stayliquidd

3 days ago

“if you don’t pay,another man will” https://t.co/yHz8WwkPR7

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🧯 @joe4realzz

21 hours ago

“Buying food for someone you like is bare minimum” Cooking for someone you like is “slavery”

Elms ☤ 🍒 @elmsbabyy

a day ago

“Buying food for someone you like is bare minimum” Cooking for someone you like is “slavery” https://t.co/c5eBt84PzD

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Moe @moneyacademyKE

a day ago

A new report shows billions wasted on endless renovations at State House, Harambee House and embassies abroad, with some projects that began over 10 years ago still incomplete. The report shows that despite years of spending, State House renovations are only 66% complete.

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BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri

2 days ago

Since you all keep forgetting, I will keep a reminder for you here.

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era @eysansbottom

18 hours ago

i just know he found this shit HILARIOUS cuz it also includes one of the 5 words he knows in italian

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Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH

17 hours ago

In sum, StanChart is asking "sasa Kes 7.0 billion ni kitu ya kunikasirikia?" The power of the balance sheet.

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igiriwM@ 🇰🇪 @Mwirigi

a day ago

This is a statutory deduction. This would imply that the number of people in formal employment has gone down

Moe @moneyacademyKE

a day ago

This is a statutory deduction. This would imply that the number of people in formal employment has gone down

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Kitui’s Daughter 🇵🇾🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke

21 hours ago

Charisma amerepost all his birthday wishes, like 50 of them, ndio msijue gani ndio ya mtu wake. 😂🤭 cc @luhyaheat

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George T. Diano @georgediano

20 hours ago

Today, Kasongo has won big time. He has successfully played his cards well. He comes out as the winner with the explainer that "the court stopped the process of compensating" at the same time throwing Faith Odhiambo under the bus. LSK and the victims are the losers. Checkmate!!!