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to the moon and never back ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Joined January 2012

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Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1

4 months ago

You wouldn't understand, Dad. You're not with it. I used to be "with it." But then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it," and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you! #TheSimpsons

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Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager

5 months ago

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

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The Immortal @TheImmortal007

7 months ago

@ToonHive Thank you for this Rip x.com/woopermedia/st…

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

8 months ago

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won't open.

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cate 🌻 @xcatlyn

8 months ago

yes babe you’re so funny and good at minecraft now take off your shirt

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uYintongaYosimelela @Qwabekazi

8 months ago

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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Doth @DothTheDoth

8 months ago

I miss the days when a doctor would prescribe that you go sit by the sea to cure your agonies

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derek guy @dieworkwear

9 months ago

feeding squirrels is one of life's cheapest pleasures. they're literally thankful for peanuts. imagine if a giant gave you a free sandwich every day twice the size of your arm

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sorbie @sorbit0l

9 months ago

My mild adult acne does not define me and neither does my posture I am nice

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dw (taylor’s version) @heydarns

9 months ago

3 things are guaranteed in life. Death, taxes, and the Penguins blowing a lead in the 3rd period

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charlie @chunkbardey

9 months ago

imagine you go to someone’s house and they don’t have any figurines. bro where are your figurines

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Doth @DothTheDoth

10 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.

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≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane

11 months ago

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

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Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_

12 months ago

This is why the babies need cable back so they can discover movies playing randomly all the time everyday on USA, TBS or TNT. This is how you develop your taste. Discovering films on a Saturday afternoon.

BLACK AMERICAN PRINCESS @ScottieBeam

12 months ago

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

a year ago

Okay this actually explains a lot. They didn’t realize presidential candidates were supposed to know about politics before running.

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Punch Cat @PunchingCat

a year ago

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

a year ago

when people say “why do you waste your time reading stories about witches and dragons and whatnot when you could be reading important things?” the answer is because I think it’s important to read about witches and dragons.