Phillip Patterson @_Iamphillip

got a one-way ticket down a two-way street Richmond, VA Joined May 2011

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one of ur hoes @miliondollameat

3 years ago

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

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💕✨ @l0ve_sparkle

3 years ago

DRINKING AINT THE SAME NO MORE, YOU BE WAKING UP IN CRITICAL CONDITION 😩

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violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug

3 years ago

sure owning a house must be nice but those people will never know the timeless thrill of pouring bacon grease directly into the sink

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Kicks Under Cost @KicksUnderCost

3 years ago

Nike Air Max 97 "White/Varsity Red" are on sale 40% off No code needed, click here to order-> bit.ly/3e6AwRT ad

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Zach Dunn @zachbdunn

3 years ago

What if Donald Trump released a pop song and it was amazing

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⊹DENALI⊹ @httpdenali

3 years ago

men used to go to war. now they order a vodka cran

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Shawna™ @ShawnaWTF

3 years ago

Nah man, how have they not arrested this man yet

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg

3 years ago

"So, Remy, not only were you secretly working at Gusteau's before it closed, but you now run the kitchen at your own restaurant, La Ratatouille. What was that journey like for you?"

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Edgar @LifeOfEdgar

3 years ago

Don’t get it twisted, if you see me drinking this 4th of July it’s because I love drinking, not this country.

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Read Starting Somewhere @JPHilllllll

3 years ago

Thoughts and prayers but only for this king

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kel$ @kocaina_

3 years ago

sneezing while driving is INSANE

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Ian Baker @ibaker121

4 years ago

Until They Do

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Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula

4 years ago

Okay, here's the deal. I have a sealed bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt "Mystery Color" Ketchup from 2002. Possibilities are Passion Pink, Awesome Orange and Totally Teal. I'm willing to show you what color is inside, but it'll cost you. 5000 retweets, and I'll crack this sucker open.