Matthew Bowman @_MatthewBowman

I code and make things. Seattle. Currently developing Textile. textileapp.co Seattle, WA Joined February 2016

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Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz

3 years ago

i mentioned that my parents have been married 40 years and my gf was like "wow, i wonder what it would be like to love someone for 40 years" and it's like, just to be clear, my parents wouldn't know

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

5 years ago

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pj @pjayevans

5 years ago

shit is wild

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cheating, lying, manipulating, scheming. you’re the one who loses in the end. i would rather be a victim of these things than have to go home and look in the mirror & know that i choose to be insufferable everyday.

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Kyle Kotajarvi @kylekotajarvi

5 years ago

A masterpiece was created in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone today #BlackLivesMatter #CHAZ

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Ally Lotti @highimallyy

6 years ago

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lexi @alexaplottin

6 years ago

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Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon

6 years ago

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Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL

6 years ago

me in 2011

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, @w0a0i0f

6 years ago

the boyfriend loophole is when you don’t break up with your boyfriend but emotionally disown him and continue on for the better half of 2 years trying to make it work while grieving for the loss of the relationship before you blindside him with the bad news

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one of ur hoes @miliondollameat

6 years ago

free my mans he ain’t do shit

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Ally Lotti @highimallyy

6 years ago

i fucking miss you

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UnDo 512 @stop_sweeps_atx

6 years ago

we all have that one friend who is our one friend

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James @CaucasianJames

6 years ago

as long as i pay rent i don’t see why i can’t live in a retirement home. let me play bingo with my people

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Gundam Watch Order @djoats02

6 years ago

if ur single on valentines day its cuz u play league of legends. dont ever forget that. if u uninstalled league u would have the person u want

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nicole boyce @nicolewboyce

6 years ago

midnight snack?? you mean you wake up in the middle of the night and you have food in the fridge? that you didn’t eat during the day????? ok wow the queen of france has entered the chat

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, @w0a0i0f

6 years ago

wake up everyday on this freezing cunted bitch of an earth hoping that a man in his 30s from SF will explain to me with great vigour what a “blockchain” is

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Tom Kilian @TomKilianArt

6 years ago

People say "I love dogs b/c my cat would never pull me from a burning building," but my cat tries and fails every day to save me from the shower. What is he going to do? He weighs 8 pounds.