trash panda 🧟‍♀️🔪 @_SheRex

Slytherin in training. Animal lover. #BuJo aficionado. Reluctant yogi. Resist and fucking Fuck Trump.🤘💀😷 Maryland, USA Joined May 2012

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Zaven Sargsyan @sargsyanz

5 years ago

[Random loose mRNA lying around in a deltoid] Nobody: Ribosome: let me go ahead and transcribe this Macrophage: Yo, check out this cool spike I found T-cell: wtf is that? Get rid of it. Where’s Bob? B-cell: yes? T-cell: If it ever shows up here again... B-cell: yes mam

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NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES

5 years ago

MONEY IS FAKE THE STOCK MARKET IS A PRANK BLOOD IS THE ONLY CURRENCY AND GUESS WHAT PAL YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF

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cybr amir @cybramir

5 years ago

oh to be a little cow in a flower field

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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

5 years ago

Amy Coney Barrett accepted money from a hate group that supports the recriminalization of homosexuality in the United States. She was pressed on this issue in her 2017 federal judge appointment hearing.

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George Takei @GeorgeTakei

5 years ago

Brain-eating amoebas are once again being found in U.S. drinking water, but given what I see online, there’s very real question of whether they’ll really have enough to eat.

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The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun

5 years ago

A National Geographic documentary about the caravans of migrants from Central America challenges viewers to put their preconceptions aside, our media critic writes. bit.ly/3i1pngL

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ABC News @ABC

5 years ago

"We're gonna make sure that every one of those people goes on record and is held accountable for the illnesses of our veterans." An angry Jon Stewart calls for action on legislation to help U.S. veterans exposed to toxic burn pits. abcn.ws/2ZFeT0x

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The Washington Post @washingtonpost

5 years ago

This Black barbershop offers a shape-up and a checkup to fight health disparities wapo.st/2F1T4RJ

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Jay Kirell @JasonKirell

5 years ago

On the bright side, the last time the #Isles gave up this many goals in a playoff game was 1980 - the year the won the first of 4 straight cups.

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Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai

5 years ago

im like... genuinely baffled by people posting big group photos right now, even if they’re outdoors??? i feel like im going insane????????

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Daniel José Older @djolder

5 years ago

IF YOU HAVE NOT GAZED LANGUIDLY UPON THE TWIN SUNS OF TATOOINE OR ZIPPED THRU THE TREES OF ENDOR UPON A SPEEDER BIKE HOW CAN U TRULY WRITE AH THEE STAR WARSES

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Greg Palast @Greg_Palast

5 years ago

The results are astonishing. Of the more than 300,000 names that were purged from the rolls — nearly 4% of the total number of registered voters in the state — the study discovered that 198,351 Georgia voters were wrongly purged, a 63.3% error rate. hillreporter.com/the-georgia-ac…

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forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends

5 years ago

- i’m sorry mrs chamberlain, i’ve greased the nipples on the thrust injector but it’s penetrated the flange and now she just won’t turn over at all. - i am horny as f**k right now...

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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist

7 years ago

All bodies are miracles. Every day I get down on my knees and I pray to God and say Dear God, thank you for this meat sculpture you have imprisoned my immortal soul in. I will find a witch to undo your curse and when I am released we’ll see who smites who now you son of a bitch.

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Annalee @LeeFlower

5 years ago

Okay so true story when I worked for congress a turtle rescue sent us a calendar and one of the LAs put it up in their cube so every month there'd be a new turtle pic and then without even trying we'd find a picture of McConnell making the same face and tape it up alongside.