Sam @_Sirme_
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Mnajua hii ni aibu kubwa sana. Should be the other way round.
Mnajua hii ni aibu kubwa sana. Should be the other way round.
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Naona kila mtu akona mtu sasa mambo ya niokole mia iishe kabisaaaaa
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We gen-z's do not tell our plans. And most importantlly @HonMoses_Kuria hatupangwi. You people have been in power for a long time and you only made your pockets fatter. This time round we are draining the swamp tel your friends it will be high noon for the looters.
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Incompetent by birth
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Why do men in their late 30s pursue girls who are in their early 20s?
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The crying warlord from the Rift
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William Ruto likes shedding crocodile tears. He almost broke down again last week while addressing the media. God rest Yebei's soul in peace
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Gen z Hospital 1 loading This gonna be massive. @HonAdenDuale you will be manning Sha from your pocket. We shall channel all our Sha money here
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"I'm sure things will be better soon." Things :
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Kasongo behind the handkerchief.
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Crocodile tears vs tears.
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Ruto crying to bag Kikuyus votes vs Ruto crying to bag Luo votes. To match the sophistication of Luos, he decided to cry in a suit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Man, it gets worse. 670 deaths in 5 months in Kiambu hospitals. How is this not a national crisis?
Man, it gets worse. 670 deaths in 5 months in Kiambu hospitals. How is this not a national crisis? https://t.co/p1tMp40iBs
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Some days, we kill 2 birds with one stone. Other days, we use 7 stones to kill one bird.... Today the bird almost killed me🥲💔
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@HonMoses_Kuria Registration iko on Hadi 2027 you guys want us to register now so that we can give you the data you need and 2 years head start to plan your lies? And also to probably cash out on the digital IDs stuff with our data before the next govt comes in? Tuko rada yenu sana
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@HonMoses_Kuria The other day you were saying there won't be elections in 2027. Why are you concerned about voter registration of the youth? You want the voter register in advance to plan the rigging? Only advise for you, just wait for #OccupyStateHouse
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Thank you so much .@Softcare_Kenya 💙💙
Thank you so much .@Softcare_Kenya 💙💙 https://t.co/rz4RFiHI0E
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Nani huyu amechukua Kura yangu to Sugoi?
Nani huyu amechukua Kura yangu to Sugoi? https://t.co/kJQ93UbR0o
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Wanasema ati mzee pulled a tendril while exercising and is recuperating in Mombasa LIES. He collapsed In 2022, walisema mzee fell off a treadmill at the gym 👇 LIES. I have an eyewitness account After Ruto became the president designate, Rao decided to drown his loss in…
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