Sophie @_SophiiWebster_

25. Marketing Assistant. Terrible at bothering with my own socials✌ Bedford, England Joined January 2012

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Decadent B’stard @SaintMichael293

5 years ago

Are they taking the piss?

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McLaren @McLarenF1

5 years ago

HE’S DONE IT!!! P3 FOR LANDO!! It’s a podium for McLaren at the #AustrianGP. YES TEAM! 👏👏

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Theo’s pup tip of the day: Today is Dad’s birthday. He is a Born Worrier. He worries all the time. He worries about everything. Too much, says Mom. But once he stopped traffic to help a turtle cross the road. If you going to be a Worrier, worry about doing good.

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Bryony Burrell @lifeofbryony

6 years ago

I'm going to bed now. I hope everybody had a great Easter. The best thing about being senile is that I hid my own Easter eggs.

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ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane

6 years ago

Tesco, Sainsbury’s, ASDA: • boring • no middle aisle • cashiers reasonably fast Lidl and Aldi: • cashiers break sound barrier • copyright law? who is she • go in for bread and coffee, leave with 9 sporks and a haunted bin

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

6 years ago

I put the art in fart

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Ell ♡ @Ellisnealx

6 years ago

Actually blows my mind that people who aren’t from the north east don’t say 6 and 2 3s like how dya describe somewhere that’s the same distance 🤯

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simon king @unfamous

6 years ago

“Ok Boomer” sounds like a dating site for people who want to meet other people who want people to get off their lawn.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

6 years ago

the human keeps a picture of me. on the front of their little computer. so they can show everyone they meet. wherever they go. just how beautiful i am

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

6 years ago

i was told. whenever a square car with sirens passes by. they are on their way to help. so i always howl along. to let everyone know. i’m helping too

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Liam Zhou @LiamZhou2023

6 years ago

Respect D&D #GameofThrones

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Seif Akram @SeifAkram22

6 years ago

The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy #GameOfThrones

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bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424

6 years ago

actually it’s a lamp jessica

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olive @offbeatoliv

8 years ago

I refer to any time between 1994 and now as "the other day"

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

7 years ago

Can a dog win an Emmy? Asking for a friend.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

7 years ago

we went to a new park today. and right at the entrance. was a big bucket of tennis balls with a little sign. that the human said was there in memory of a very good dog. who really liked tennis balls. and that i could play with one. to help that very good dog be remembered