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Joined August 2014

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-| @wohwki

4 weeks ago

Messi when he was charlie kirk’s age

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@gilpost1ng @lethalrejection

10 months ago

turning 27 tomorrow and i understand why people kill themselves at the age

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Jack Kenmare @jackkenmare_

a year ago

My word. Not sure a compilation has ever gone this hard. The ultimate #Barclaysmen — Rory Delap

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England @England

a year ago

One more. Turn the page.

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Gordon @AltcoinGordon

a year ago

“Your portfolio is perfect baby, the big ones scare me”

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B/R Football @brfootball

a year ago

It’s been nine years since Leo Messi made Jérôme Boateng touch earth 💀 (via @UEFAcom_de)

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alex @kirbxbt

a year ago

Summary of my daily TL

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Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher

4 years ago

I'm absolutely buzzing to announce that on 4th June 2022 I'll be playing Knebworth. It's gonna be biblical. C'mon You Know. LG x ticketmaster.co.uk/LGKnebworth

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Whatever you think of tuition fees and whether students get value for money, surely we can all agree that retroactively changing the terms of a contract to squeeze more cash out of a cohort that already suffer exorbitant interest rates is politically reprehensible

Financial Times @FT

4 years ago

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Spc @sp_ceii

4 years ago

pregnancy is onlyfans’s version of tearing an ACL

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

4 years ago

So to sum up: Tax rises Food shortages Increase in household bills No trade deal with the US You know, when Boris said: ’The day after we vote to leave, we hold all the cards’ he failed to mention we’d be playing Solitaire with a deck filled with jokers.

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Mark Steel @mrmarksteel

4 years ago

She’s won £2.5million, if she wins another slam she’ll be the only teenager who can put a deposit on a flat in London.

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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon

4 years ago

You literally put the bombs in the buildings.

Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney

4 years ago

You literally put the bombs in the buildings.

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char @charllotteallen

4 years ago

Normalise telling people they stink when they do

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

4 years ago

When you’ve just plunged millions of people further into poverty but you remember that the plans for a tennis court and swimming pool on your grade II listed property have recently been approved.

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Luke (C) 🏆 @LukeWhosTalking

4 years ago

Surprised they managed to block me and didn’t just edge me to first slip

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Matt Thomas @Trickyjabs

4 years ago

"I worked bloody hard to pay £3,000 for a three-bedroomed house when I was your age, so you should work bloody hard to pay £600,000 for a studio apartment" seems to be a genuine opinion doing the rounds.