(PARODY) Lily Collins 38510 @_ar156
I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️🍿 Joined July 2015-
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Imagine going to the Catholic school memorial site to shout insults at those paying their respects. Disgusting. conservativebrief.com/vance-heckled-…
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Think about that for a second.
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This is not normal behavior.
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The UK in a nutshell...
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🚨 That's how you do it Isak. 💪
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One of the new @WhiteHouse paintings of President @realDonaldTrump. More to come.
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This map exposes the truth: 🔴 ILLINOIS IS RED! 🔴 JB Pritzker’s gerrymander is the only thing keeping Democrats in power.
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👋🏽 🇭🇰
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@IanJaeger29 Begun? With what they have you and I would have been arrested and tried for treason by now.
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London police are on a manhunt for a dude who dropped his pants and walked around naked in front of kids on the train Jk… Police are desperately searching for the men who restrained him so they can potentially be arrested and charged with assault WTF UK
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Any teacher who gets 5 year old children to write Valentines to ANY adult man shouldn't be working with children of any age.
Any teacher who gets 5 year old children to write Valentines to ANY adult man shouldn't be working with children of any age.
(PARODY) Lily Collins 38510 retweeted
Children should not be made to send valentines cards to migrants The migrants are a danger to kids.
Children should not be made to send valentines cards to migrants The migrants are a danger to kids.
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My heart breaks
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The path to solving hunger, disease and poverty is AI and robotics
(PARODY) Lily Collins 38510 retweeted
How many times have you walked into a room and literally everyone was staring at their phone?
How many times have you walked into a room and literally everyone was staring at their phone?
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Trust an Islamist to always target a Hindu woman... Even when she's emotional...
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🎶 Everyday we shufflin 🤣🤣 🎶
🎶 Everyday we shufflin 🤣🤣 🎶 https://t.co/ym3El7FDvE
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