M ✨ @_assiram7

UH Alumni 👩‍🎓 Joined September 2012

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ang @cybermrcury

a year ago

Can’t wait to be old with you solving crosswords together

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Myra✨ @thatgirlmyra_

a year ago

my hot baseball take for the immediate future: LET’S GO, YULI!!

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Jesus Estrada @JesusEstrada24

a year ago

Meeting up friends in Houston be like…

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Yes, we definitely needed a "Blue Alert" waking up the entire state of Texas at 4:50 AM for an incident that occured an 8 hour drive from me. They really just told me to look out for a middle aged white man wearing Blue Jeans...in Texas...

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Ava @heyxava

a year ago

Altuve showing up at Jim Crane’s office to make sure he’s working on Bregman’s contract

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Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13

a year ago

It's is now re-sign Alex Bregman season. This is his home. Minute Maid Park is his home. He said it after this hit. #BringBackBregman

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larry lovestein @ethrealish

a year ago

a fucking blue alert at FOUR IN THE FUCKINF MORNING on my day off bitch do you think i’m fucking batman fuck you and that cop get the fuck out my phone

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Chris Baldwin @ChrisYBaldwin

a year ago

Jose Altuve on Astros free agent Alex Bregman: "I don't want to get into anything about last game with Breggy. Like I said, he's going to be our third baseman next year... In my mind, there's no chance this was his last game."

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AstrosMuse @MuseAstros

a year ago

Yuli Gurriel has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

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Mike @ChiSoxFanMike

a year ago

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| MLB needs to stop scheduling playoff games in the afternoon during the week |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |

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Ben Verlander @BenVerlander

a year ago

The Houston Astros streak of 7 consecutive ALCS appearances has come to an end. Started with AJ Hinch. Ended with AJ Hinch. The Houston Astros are no longer inevitable.