Christopher Storey @_chris_storey

Go Bills! Providence, RI Joined June 2009

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victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy

3 years ago

please please please please lord let deshaun watson suffer a career-ending injury today amen

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PammyCan'tSleepAtNightAGAIN @PSchmaling

3 years ago

88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

3 years ago

every race is like The Democrat has a narrow 50.1-49.9 lead over Republican challenger Gunch Hitler who ran on a platform of exploding everyone

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trash jones @jzux

3 years ago

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth

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between 4-0 Syracuse and the unstoppable Buffalo Bills one thing is clear: Central/Western New York is the most powerful football region in our land. if the University of Rochester was in the SEC they would be competitive, if not dominant

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kevin @Ke7inBurke

3 years ago

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

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Garret W. @garretw5

3 years ago

There’s absolutely no way in his right mind that Sean McDermott would allow Matt Araiza to dress for tonight’s game. “InNoCeNt UnTiL pRoVeN gUiLtY” Fine. Cut him. Suspend him. “Best” case, he had sex with an intoxicated minor. Show him the door.

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tyler jackson,☀️Mr. HEAT🌶 @tjaxkson

3 years ago

A pickle-centric theme park called Vlasic Park. They start playing god and pickling things that shouldn’t be pickled. The pickles get loose and start killing people with their acidic brine. Some of the pickles learn to open doors. “Clever Dill.” Etc. There are five more movies.

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the ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest

3 years ago

In all my years it never once before occurred to me that Al Pacino's first name is Alfredo

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

3 years ago

If you know someone who is diabetic, they should know that 92% of House Republicans just voted against a standalone bill that would simply cap the cost of insulin at $35/month.