eli✨ @_eli913

she/her San Marcos, TX Joined January 2015

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Monica💚🍉 @BlakPantherBabe

10 months ago

One CEO gets shot now all these corp dorks are hella scarred to back to the office. Imagine how our children feel going back to school.

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Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun

10 months ago

They’re calling him the Claims Adjustor

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📎 Lilith Lovett 📎 same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett

10 months ago

All medically unnecessary infant circumcision should be banned with no “religious exemption”(an infant cannot choose a religion and an adult’s religious beliefs does not override the bodily autonomy of someone else).

𝔃𝓸𝓭𝓪 𝓹𝓸𝓹 @who_is_sumi

11 months ago

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santos-inistas @JDabknee

10 months ago

ugh wish there was a way to kill microbes in milk :/

New York Post @nypost

10 months ago

ugh wish there was a way to kill microbes in milk :/

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bug girl! @medusasgemss

10 months ago

you’ll know ur frontal lobe developed when u start getting into birdwatching and wildlife identification im so serious

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Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg

11 months ago

If I stand close enough to your ear, I can probably hear your brain sizzle like a fajita steak

Little Jack Horner 👍🏾 @AJStillDontCare

11 months ago

If I stand close enough to your ear, I can probably hear your brain sizzle like a fajita steak

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Caraxes @spicynoodleboy_

11 months ago

my salon, Hairaxes, is now open at 50 hauntedass drive harrenhal

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no context memes @weirddalle

11 months ago

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Gadget @Gadget440

11 months ago

🚨🚨 F*** AROUND AND FIND OUT After going viral with the phrase "your body, my choice," Nick Fuentes has had all of his personal details doxxed on Twitter by women. Your house, their choice.

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gojo’s goth gf @theehellpriest

11 months ago

please vote in the midterm elections two years from now so we can try to flip the house and senate!!! they’re just as vital as the presidential elections. if you didn’t vote this election or aren’t registered etc etc then this is a good time to rectify that!!!

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monica @waystarroyhoe

11 months ago

the cheap groceries you can’t even eat because they’re riddled with listeria

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Irishrygirl @irishrygirl

11 months ago

Trump should take a victory lap around Dallas in a convertible.

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julia @eathedocument

11 months ago

when rfk jr is in charge of health and legalizes the sale of raw milk and the stupidest people in the country die from drinking it and we have a landslide in 2026

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rocky @WAYSTIAR

11 months ago

can't kill myself because i deserve to live more than jd vance

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🍀bambino🍀 @bambihutt

11 months ago

y’all talking about the 2028 election when you really need to make sure you VOTE IN 2026!!!!!!! STOP IGNORING THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS!!!! TAKE AWAY THE REPUBLICAN SENATE MAJORITY