Emma @_emmaerwin

Girl Mom | Veterinary Technician Assistant | Caffeine Enthusiast Windsor, Ontario, Canada Joined January 2012

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Renèe @GhibliGal

a year ago

Kitchen Aid's 2024 Evergreen Tilt-Head Stand Mixer. I NEED it.

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

a year ago

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

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LAUREN ASH @laurenashastro

a year ago

we've totally lost the meaning of the word "elope" because what do you mean your family was there?

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erika 🍁 @yeeeerika

a year ago

it's starting 🍲

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Emilee Honey 📚 @emhoneyreads

a year ago

A trip to the bookstore may not solve all my problems, but a trip to the bookstore with no spending limit just might.

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i’m v pro-abortion. and i don’t need a woman to be a rape victim or to be molested to empathise with her choice. it can be as simple as, “i don’t want it”. that’s valid, that’s fine, do it. i support you.

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Soymeii @soymeii

a year ago

my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something

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la chusma @prollyhighaf

a year ago

I know the first person to cook spinach was ANNOYED

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mahrukh @parhloumahrukh

a year ago

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris

a year ago

hey wanna come over? I cant get myself to clean my apartment without the looming shame of someone seeing its current state

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Soymeii @soymeii

a year ago

have you ever been so disappointed in someone that you forgive them and don't say anything, but in your head you detach yourself from them completely

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lunatic 🌒 @yumna_1017

a year ago

If someone is bothering you about wearing sunscreen it means they love you

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meghan @deloisivete

a year ago

Another weekend at the mercy of Big Laundry

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slim riggins @rigginsslim

a year ago

every pet owner has a foundational nickname from which 58 other names ripple outwards. the sourdough starter name

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trash jones @jzux

a year ago

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going