yuji itadori @_jaegerist

paradis island Joined January 2014

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Jesse Case @jessecase

3 days ago

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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hil @plume__

5 months ago

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pms princess @princxssmaddie

10 months ago

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords

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Musa Okwonga @Okwonga

a year ago

Can’t expect the left wing to save France twice in a week. 😞

S. @saratu

a year ago

Can’t expect the left wing to save France twice in a week. 😞

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Nish @Nishitaaaa04

a year ago

Indians don’t drive they overtake every vehicle until they reach their destination.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

a year ago

This is the quality of humor we want from Grok

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meghan @deloisivete

2 years ago

My 6yo got home from school and crawled into bed with a tube of pringles, so I guess it was a rough day in kindergarten

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Film Updates @FilmUpdates

2 years ago

Marvel pulled a Laurie

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Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen

2 years ago

The lengths I am willing to go to so I can get the best FPL info this Christmas🎄

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“Santa has a list of good children & bad children. The good children will get lots of presents. And so will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won’t get much are the poor children. That’s because Santa judges a child’s goodness based largely on parental income.” ~ Cunk

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Lauren Jauregui @LaurenJauregui

2 years ago

Freedom of speech till you tell the truth

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ESPN FC @ESPNFC

2 years ago

Pep forgot Hwang Hee-chan's name and called him "the Korean guy" when listing Wolves' attackers. Their admin didn't forget after he scored the winner vs. Man City 😂